Perplexing Questions

[beefy]

� Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

� Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

� Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

� If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

� Why do they call them "apartments" when they�re all stuck together?

� Why are they called �stands� when they�re made for sitting?

� Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

� Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

� Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn�t it be called a "near hit"?

� If you can�t drink and drive, why do you need a driver�s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

� Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

� How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

� How can someone "draw a blank"?

� How do you KNOW it�s an ENDLESS LOOP?

� If you keep trying to solve Murphy�s Law, will something keep going wrong?

� If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

� Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

� Why is it that when you transport something by car, it�s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it�s called cargo?

� Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

� Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

[NOG]

By the Spelling these questions were written by an American. And as we know thay ware the missing link between the Ape and Humans.

[Mrs Dobby]

Lol Nog, but I thought they were the missing link between the first mammals and the ape?

[bubblewrap]

Why is it always in the last place you look?

[bubblewrap]

� How can someone "draw a blank"?
Ever played dominoes?

[zebedee]

Here's one I heard recently, Beefy. When, in America, they give a lethal injection to a criminal, why do they sterilise the needle?

[zebedee]

And another one! When God created Adma and Eve, did they have belly buttons?

[everdream78]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

[NoWayPedro]

Why is there only one monopolies commision?

[zebedee]

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

[moggssue]

Why are cargos sent by boat and shipments by road??

[bubblewrap]

By the Spelling these questions were written by an American. And as we know thay ware the missing link between the Ape and Humans.

I thought the missing link was their President!

George W. Bush or Chimpanzee?

[HeyWayne]

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

[everdream78]

If the plural of mouse is mice, why is the plural of house, houses?

Ah, English is a strange mistress!

[zebedee]

SEX! It's what posh people have coal delivered in. Think about it.