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  • #16
    Originally posted by Cadalot View Post
    Lumpy My eyes are watering...�..
    Just think how Balders would be after that treatment

    And LD I'm not going to make any comment
    it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

    Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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    • #17
      Originally posted by lottie dolly View Post
      Baldy,are you open to hear my confession,now remember not to tell a sole,he we go,LD whispers,
      I have been inventing new naughty words in my stress over virgin,
      "wife,mother, nan and nanan" - the mind boggles
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      1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Baldy View Post
        "wife,mother, nan and nanan" - the mind boggles
        I have to ask why dear chap
        to clear up peeps confusion,virgin should end with media
        Last edited by lottie dolly; 22-01-2019, 03:54 PM.
        sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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        • #19
          glad that's all cleared up...
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          1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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          • #20
            Can we........can we...... can we have a thread about creating your own swear words?
            Slugs, virgin (can I say that?), snow, family etc

            My entry would be ................

            Fetlocks.
            I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

            Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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            • #21
              Lumpers - you've hijacked mythread you bleddy "Lūca bōs" you...
              Last edited by Baldy; 22-01-2019, 04:40 PM. Reason: 2 D's not 2 E's please Bob
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              1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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              • #22
                Shuffles trunk in shame, wiggles enormous rear end in apology and mutters that I am from Roman descendants so I really am an Olifaunt (13th C English)
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                Last edited by Lumpy; 22-01-2019, 04:43 PM.
                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                • #23
                  I like to soap powder swear word "FUG"

                  If DAZ will not shift it and Persil will not move it then "FUG it"
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                  . .......Man Vs Slug
                  Click Here for my Diary and Blog
                  Nutters Club Member

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                  • #24
                    Flugelhorn. That makes quite a good insult I think.

                    Sorry, Baldy. Back to confessions.

                    I've started owning up to a few select people that I suffer from...

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                    • #25
                      I take confession in the Yellow sticker aisle at the supermarket on Sundays, if anyone would like to confide in me.
                      As for swearing, I'm too nice a chicken to do such a thing.

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                      • #26
                        I swear like a trooper and I'll confess to nothing

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                          I take confession in the Yellow sticker aisle at the supermarket on Sundays, if anyone would like to confide in me.
                          As for swearing, I'm too nice a chicken to do such a thing.
                          Do they have an aisle for it in your shop? Maybe a curtain at the end of the aisle would give a bit of privacy?
                          My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                          to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                          Diversify & prosper


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                          • #28
                            For privacy, we gather around the reduced bread rack, the loaves act as sound-deadening insulation and if you pull a loaf out of the stack you make a window.
                            Last time I was there I found a Thomas the Tank Engine Birthday cake reduced from �12 to 60p and I had to confess to my sins of greed and not giving a slice to the poor.
                            It was a small sin though compared to the woman who took all the cream cakes before the rest of us spotted them. She was not at all repentant either.

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                            • #29
                              ^If I don't do any of the above, does that make me saintly?

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                              • #30
                                BALDY what have you started sunshine
                                sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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