Things you would never say as a gardener

[bario1]

My allotment's finished.

[roitelet]

Final cut of the year?????

[Greenleaves]

I have an app that takes care of the allotment

[Mark_Riga]

I have a nap, that takes care of the allotment.

[Snoop Puss]

I'll only be another five minutes.

[Babru]

Oh lovely, next door are planting a eucalyptus hedge along our shared boundary. Our garden will be in full shade in a year or two.

[Nicos]

Oh good, the farmer is spraying his crops upwind of our plot.

[Lumpy]

Of course I know what the weathers going to do for the next few weeks.

[jackarmy]

Four candles

[Birdie Wife]

I don't think I have room for one more plant.

[Birdie Wife]

I think we should change the carpet to luxury white shag pile, so chic, don't you think?

[bikermike]

of course I wouldn't eat something just because I've grown it, that would be daft...

[Philthy]

My greenhouse is too big.

[Chrissyteacup]

I’d much rather have a low maintenance garden- let’s gravel it all!!

[muck lover]

I was showing a visiting relative from Canada my veggie plot. She was unimpressed. I asked her did she never grow anything herself.

Her reply: ‘no we never needed to’