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    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
    And those who don't and are always
    seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.
    In a number of carefully controlled trials,
    Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
    1 litre of water each day,
    At the end of the year we would have absorbed
    More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
    Found in faeces.
    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo..
    However,
    We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
    (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
    Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
    Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
    Remember:
    Water = Poo,
    Wine = Health.
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    Than to drink water and be full of sh*t.
    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
    I'm doing it as a public service!

    You have to loose sight of the shore sometimes to cross new oceans

    I would be a perfectionist, but I dont have the time

  • #2
    lol very good!! pass me the wine!
    The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body, but the soul.

    - Alfred Austin

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    • #3
      Nutter!
      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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      • #4
        Bravo!!!! Somebody has finally spoken my sentiments!

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        • #5
          Loved that thank you!
          Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

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          • #6
            have you seen what water does to nails!!, stick with wine my dear's and you won't worry about the nails
            Eat well, live well, drink moderately and be happy (hic!)

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            • #7
              Pass the bottle please......
              S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
              a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

              You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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              • #8
                What about tea? Waz of the Gods!
                Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

                www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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                • #9
                  in medieval times they would drink a brew all day, quite simply because it were safer than drinking the water.

                  Wren

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