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  • #1

    You know it's been a rubbish summer when...

    (finish the sentence, on a grapevine theme)


    ....when its cold enough now that you have had to start putting your domestic heating on, yet you still have loads of green tomatoes trying to ripen outdoors or in the greenhouse
    Last edited by nomis; 16-09-2010, 08:48 AM.
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  • #2
    The sweetcorn refused to grow, ditto the french beans, and the lottie is too wet to dig.

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    • #3
      i had to change from my shorts to trousers before october........
      this will be a battle from the heart
      cymru am byth

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      • #4
        the kids havent spent as much time outside playing and often destroying the crops with stray balls/feet but they havent grown all that well anyway....p.s. the crops not the kids that is
        Tammy x x x x
        Fine and Dandy but busy as always

        God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done


        Stay at home Mum (and proud of it) to Bluebelle(8), Bashfull Bill(6) and twincesses Pea & Pod (2)!!!!

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        • #5
          ...you paid £40 for a barbecue, took it round to a friend's and have never bothered to go and pick it up again.
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          • #6
            You haven't had a single chilli ripen.
            Mad Old Bat With Attitude.

            I tried jogging, but I couldn't keep the ice in my glass.

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            • #7
              .....you've just harvested your first crop of runner beans.....in the middle of September......

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              • #8
                Asda were selling large coolboxes for £1. 50 and round trolley barbecues for £2. 50 cos no-one bought them.

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                • #9
                  ... you have summer clothes on your wardrobe witht the tags still on them

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                  • #10
                    Still summer here cos no way do I need to put heating on yet and hopefully wont till at least november.
                    Gardening ..... begins with daybreak
                    and ends with backache

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                    • #11
                      ...when you peel back the silks from a corn-cob, and find only 3 kernels on the whole cob

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                      • #12
                        you've started to look into greenhouses for next year!
                        Impossible is not a fact its an opinion...
                        Impossible is not a decleration its a dare...
                        Impossible is potential......


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                        • #13
                          Your swimsuit didn't get wet

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                          • #14
                            when not many squashes as expected,due to,to many blooming MALE FLOWERS,and hardly any females,
                            sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                            • #15
                              your swimsuit didn't come out of the loft AT ALL
                              All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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