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Old 21-01-2008, 01:34 PM
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Come here for a snog Mr Hoety


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Oh if I must


*pic cropped to protect the innocent
And in for the mwah


For the Newbies on Vine, this is the chap (I don't actually know if I was kissing a boy or a girl!) that is next to my newly acquired plot
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Old 21-01-2008, 01:44 PM
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For the Newbies on Vine, this is the chap (I don't actually know if I was kissing a boy or a girl!) that is next to my newly acquired plot
Aren't male donkey's usually easy to spot?
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Old 21-01-2008, 01:46 PM
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For the Newbies on Vine, this is the chap (I don't actually know if I was kissing a boy or a girl!) that is next to my newly acquired plot[/quote]

he/she's a real cutey lucky you having such a handsome neighbour

is there no obvious clue as to boy or girl
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Old 21-01-2008, 01:47 PM
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Aren't male donkey's usually easy to spot?
it was cold!!
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Old 21-01-2008, 01:48 PM
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it was cold!!
What's that got to do with the price of onions?
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Old 21-01-2008, 01:51 PM
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I'll take him/her a carrot - that'll prove it.

If a boy, he'll wait for me to peel it - if a girl she'll get the peeler out and get to
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Old 21-01-2008, 02:01 PM
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What a cutey!
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What a beautiful neighbour! We have horses at the bottom of our Lottie, built in entertainment fot the kids and Poo on tap, Super!
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Um, watch for him/her having a wee - if it comes out 'underneath' it is a boy, if 'behind' it is a girl. Sorry, most polite way I could think to explain it!
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Crikey guys, it's obvious innit? Suzies asks donkey for a snog, donkey doesn,t need asking twice = deffo a boy.
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Crikey guys, it's obvious innit? Suzies asks donkey for a snog, donkey doesn,t need asking twice = deffo a boy.
Unless of course she starts singing along to KD Lang.
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Can you get Gay Donkeys???!!
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Dunno about gay but I have been told they commit suicide.
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Awww, sh'im's lovely
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I think they're called Pony's?
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Aaawwww, how cute is that??! I agree, the carrot test is bound to work in the sexing stakes!
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Must be a girl. too pretty to be a boy!
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Boy or Girl ???
If he brays, he's a boy ... if she doesn't ... she's a girl
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Good to have nice neighbours on your lottie Piskie. What a sweetie!
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lovely neighbour - poo for piskie there's a love
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