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just went to make a brew,darling cleopatra was sat there looking very pleased with herself, and very innocent........ never thought to look down,(well you don't do you) well she has brought me 3 little presents ...... and left them right where the kettle is ...... and guess who stood on one in her bare feet, and guess what burst under said foot .........
dead baby rats ..... 3 of them, all blind and furless (guess thats 3 less to cause grief)
trust me baby dead rats exploding under your foot, across your kitchen floor is not 1 of the 100 things you should do before you die
it is even worse than standing on giant slugs..... she's now banned from going in and out through the back window.
dead baby rats ..... 3 of them, all blind and furless (guess thats 3 less to cause grief)
trust me baby dead rats exploding under your foot, across your kitchen floor is not 1 of the 100 things you should do before you die
it is even worse than standing on giant slugs..... she's now banned from going in and out through the back window.
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