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Old 23-01-2010, 08:01 PM
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Just typed a post that I thought would be a bit of fun.

Pressed the wrong key and wiped it.

Let's see if anyone can guess (or be @rsed) to work out what it was about.
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Old 23-01-2010, 08:05 PM
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I hate small keyboards. I won't have a laptop cos I can't cope with it. I was taught to touch-type more years ago than I care to remember on an old-fashioned typewriter and I just can't adjust to anything less than a standard QWERTY keyboard.
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Old 23-01-2010, 08:12 PM
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Hi HW - 66% of my posts don't make it to the Vine - not a bad thing either!
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Old 23-01-2010, 08:28 PM
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Funny, I was just typing a post that I decided not to submit. I reckon we ought to copy all the posts we're about to not-post and paste-and-submit them onto one thread!

On the subject of keyboards, I just broke the left cursor key off my laptop saving it from a fumbled fall.

What were you about to post HW? Was it your theory on why the Higg's Boson will never be found, or why you think the gold standard is irrelevant in today's economy, or how to make the perfect bacon and marmalade sandwhich?
If it's not one of those three I don't believe you
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Old 23-01-2010, 08:33 PM
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Nothing quite so profound or thought provoking, but then what else do you expect from me?

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Funny, I was just typing a post that I decided not to submit. I reckon we ought to copy all the posts we're about to not-post and paste-and-submit them onto one thread!

On the subject of keyboards, I just broke the left cursor key off my laptop saving it from a fumbled fall.

What were you about to post HW? Was it your theory on why the Higg's Boson will never be found, or why you think the gold standard is irrelevant in today's economy, or how to make the perfect bacon and marmalade sandwhich?
If it's not one of those three I don't believe you
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Old 23-01-2010, 08:36 PM
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Nothing quite so profound or thought provoking, but then what else do you expect from me?
Bacon and marmalade sandwhiches are both thought-provoking AND profound!
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Old 23-01-2010, 08:45 PM
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Bacon and marmalade sandwhiches are both thought-provoking AND profound!
Not they are not. They are simply WRONG
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Old 23-01-2010, 08:52 PM
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Ok, bacon does feature - in a fashion... (bizarre that you mentioned that Ollie).

This morning I watched High Fidelity (one of my all time fave fillums) and anyone who's seen it will be familiar with the "lists" thing (Pumpkin Becki take note).

Then, this afternoon I was listening to Richard Bacon (see) on BBC 6Music whilst ironing. During teh show he played "Mandinka" by Sinead O'Connor (great track) and then went on to say how when he looked up Sinead on Google it did that predictive thing (where it suggests answers before you've typed the whole name). He asked if you could guess what the next two Sineads on the list were. I couldn't.

It gave me an idea.

What are the top 10 results if you type in your first name.

Mine:

1. Wayne Song Title
2. Wayne Rooney
3. Wayne Rooney Baby
4. Wayne Rooney Street Striker
5. Wayne's World
6. Wayne Thiebaud
7. Wayne Dyer
8. Wayne and Coleen baby
9. Wayne Gretzky
10. Wayne Mardle

No, I've no idea who half of them are either - and the other half I'd rather not know!
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Old 23-01-2010, 08:54 PM
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Not they are not. They are simply WRONG
Bacon, marmalade and pumpernickel. Seriously. ? Blue Kitchen

Sandwichist - Bacon and Marmalade Sandwich from Konstam, Kings Cross - Londonist

Not tried it myself, but apparently it's suprisingly good.
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Old 23-01-2010, 08:56 PM
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On the subject of keyboards.
I use a laptop but use a separate keyboard for no other reason that Madderbat(OH) says I am too heavy handed for the laptop I also use a separate mouse.
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Old 23-01-2010, 09:04 PM
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I hate small keyboards. I won't have a laptop cos I can't cope with it. I was taught to touch-type more years ago than I care to remember on an old-fashioned typewriter and I just can't adjust to anything less than a standard QWERTY keyboard.
I don't understand, I'm on a laptop at the moment and quite happily touch typing on it's QUERTY keyboard - by the way, the word (?) QWERTY is surprisingly hard to touch type!
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Old 23-01-2010, 09:32 PM
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I get:

1. Sarah Jane Adventures
2. Sarah Harding
3. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. Sarah Jessica Parker
5. Sarah Chalke (Whoooooo?!)
6. Sarah Jane Potts
7. Sarah Mains
8. Sarah Payne
9. Sarah Palin
10. Sarah Alexander

In fact I have no idea who 5, 6, 7, 8 and 10 are!
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Old 23-01-2010, 09:38 PM
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I get nothing but Bubblewrap.
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Old 23-01-2010, 09:42 PM
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I get:

1. Ollie and nic (no idea)
2. Olly murs (He spells Ollie wrong)
3. Ollie clothing
4. Olly x factor
5. Ollie sykes (no idea)
6. Ollie naismith (no idea)
7. Ollie and darsh (no idea)
8. Ollie north (no idea)
9. Ollie bray (no idea)
10. Ollie barbieri (no idea)
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Old 23-01-2010, 09:57 PM
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The top choice for your (proper) first name is fairly epic though BW
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Old 23-01-2010, 10:00 PM
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The top choice for your (proper) first name is fairly epic though BW
Oliver bonas?

We don't use Oliver unless we're in trouble with the police
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Old 23-01-2010, 10:13 PM
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Soz Ollie, I meant Bubblewrap, I was just being lazy and put BW instead
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Number 8 on your list Ollie, Oliver North, guess you're too young to remember the Iran-Contra fiasco of the late 80's?
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Old 24-01-2010, 07:47 PM
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What are the top 10 results if you type in your first name.

Mine:

1. Wayne Song Title
2. Wayne Rooney
3. Wayne Rooney Baby
4. Wayne Rooney Street Striker
5. Wayne's World
6. Wayne Thiebaud
7. Wayne Dyer
8. Wayne and Coleen baby
9. Wayne Gretzky
10. Wayne Mardle

No, I've no idea who half of them are either - and the other half I'd rather not know!
Well, I've now had a little searcharoo and the "song title" refers to L'il Wayne (Rap dude with lots of tattoos and metal teeth - or "grill" as it's known in street talk).

I'd rather forget the Wayne Rooney references.

Wayne's World obviously rocks!

Wayne Thiebaud - some cool art. Pop art kinda stuff. Not my thing, but hey. Wayne.

Wayne Dyer - that's Dr. Wayne Dyer! Some bald self-help dude. Moving on...

Wayne Gretzky - the legendary ice hockey player.

Wayne Mardle - some darts player dude I've never heard of.

Not as fascinating as I'd hoped...
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Old 24-01-2010, 08:48 PM
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I get
Toni Braxton
tonight gonna be a good night
tonight show
toni morrison (American nobel and pulitzer prize winning author)
toni and guy (hairdressers)
toni braxton and trey songz
tonights gonna..lyrics
tonic
tonic water
tonic sol fa
Hmmm?
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Okay then PB's list a go go:

1) Becki Newton
2) Beckii cruel (?)
3) Beckinsale
4) Beckingham Palace
5) Beckie Joon
6) Becki Newton Pregnant
7) Becki Sander
8) Beckon Call
9) Becki Dickinson Photography
10) Becki Haines

However, if you Goooogle search for Pumpkin Becki, you get my 'Operation Pumpkin Becki' thread as the top suggestion - cool!
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Jo's list is
1/Jo Malone
2/Jo Whiley
3/Jo Jingles
4/Jo's Trust
5/Jo Swinson
6/Jo Joyner
7/Jo Wood Organics
8/Jo Frost
9/Jo Caulfield
10/Jo Beaufoix

If you google Binley100 it very scarily takes you to my facebook, and vine etc.
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