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Old 27-11-2007, 07:30 PM
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Default A beautiful winters poems

I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you.
It was to me, and it's very well written.
ENJOY!

' WINTER '
a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre

***k Me!
It's Cold!
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Old 27-11-2007, 07:32 PM
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I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you.
It was to me, and it's very well written.
ENJOY!

' WINTER '
a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre

***k Me!
It's Cold!

You sure of the writers name Piglet. Or maybe there's more than one version of it.
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Old 27-11-2007, 07:50 PM
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You've heard of haiku?
This is a sort of lowku!
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Old 27-11-2007, 07:57 PM
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'december snow falls
in november and it is
brass monkeys out there'

I thank you!
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Old 27-11-2007, 07:59 PM
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Now that IS a haiku!
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Old 27-11-2007, 08:00 PM
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LOL Piglet Short & sweet.
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Old 27-11-2007, 08:03 PM
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Second verse -


Why am

I outside?

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Old 27-11-2007, 08:03 PM
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Now that IS a haiku!
'It must be a gift
Perhaps I am a poet -
I did not know it'

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Old 27-11-2007, 08:07 PM
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The boy stood on the burning deck.

Pillock!
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Old 27-11-2007, 08:11 PM
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'pack so much meaning
into five, seven and five
syllables per line!'

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Old 27-11-2007, 08:15 PM
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The boy stood on the burning deck.

Pillock!
His name was jimmy horrocks
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Old 27-11-2007, 08:20 PM
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'it is Japanese -
A form of poetry which
expounds 'less is more''

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Old 27-11-2007, 08:20 PM
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Naughty piglet!!!

This time of year is depressing enough, but I think the poem No by Thomas Hood sums it up perfectly:-

No sun - no moon!
No morn - no noon
No dawn - no dusk - no proper time of day

No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
No comfortable feel in any member
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees
No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds -
NOVEMBER.

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Old 28-11-2007, 12:10 AM
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Thanks Valmarg. I'm sure my P2 teacher (age 5 and 6) produced that poem and expected us to produce the last line. I think she was disappointed with our ineptitude and we were left with a total sense of failure for failing to see the obvious.
But thanks for bringing it up - I'm sure I would get the last line now - what a slow learner. But maybe I deserved that dunces cap !
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Old 28-11-2007, 10:07 AM
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Hazel is stuck in haiku gear! Many years ago I read Tolkein's Adventures of Tom Bombadil which was written in iambic pentameter - that most annoying of poetical metres. I found I was thinking in it for days. I tried very hard to read the rest of the book by placing the emphasis AWAY from the metre but it was so distracting I ended up flinging the book against the wall. Only ever done that with one other book - Virgina Woolf's Orlando. However, I digest!

I love the No poem Valmarg. I've heard it before but can never commit it to memory. Must try harder!
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Only 27 days to Christmas
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Old 28-11-2007, 02:06 PM
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Nice one Piglet! The only poem I can remember is by John Hegley:-
In Amsterdam..
I saw a tram.
At school we used to have to remember & recite quite long poems like 'The Lady Of Shalott/Shallot (she knew her onions!)' but I can't remember a single line now!
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Old 28-11-2007, 02:11 PM
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On either side the river lie
Long fields of barley and of rye.....



Yeah, so did I!!!
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Old 28-11-2007, 06:37 PM
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...that clothe the wold and meet the sky
and through the field the road runs by
to many-towered Camelot.

Don't be impressed (I know, you werent!) - it's the only bit I know!
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His name was jimmy horrocks
A spark shot up his trouser leg
and blistered his kneecaps!

Couldn't think of a word that rhymned there!
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and blistered his kneecaps!

Couldn't think of a word that rhymned there!
"Rolocks" you know the thing you put the oars in on a rowing boat.
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My favourite poem - ahem *clears throat*

Spider, spider on the wall,
Ain't you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the wall's been plastered?
Now you're stuck, you silly b*****d!

*gets coat* lol
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Old 29-11-2007, 08:59 PM
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