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3 year old:
Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold is His name.
A little boy was overheard praying:
Lord if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally the boy replied:
that vicar said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home and I want to stay with you.
A Sunday School teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church why it was necessary to be quiet in church. One bright little girl replied:
Because people are sleeping.
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons Kevin 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson:
If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait. Kevin turned to his younger brother and said:
Ryan, you be Jesus.
A father was at the beach when his 4 year old ran up to him, grabbed his hand and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand:
Daddy, what happened to him? To which Dad replied: He died and went to heaven. The boy thought a moment and then said:
Did God throw him back down?
At a dinner party, a mum turned to her 6 year old daughter and said:
Would you like to say grace?
I wouldn't know what to say, the girl replied.
Just say what you hear mummy say, she answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said:
Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?
Happy Friday and have a lovely weekend.
Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold is His name.
A little boy was overheard praying:
Lord if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally the boy replied:
that vicar said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home and I want to stay with you.
A Sunday School teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church why it was necessary to be quiet in church. One bright little girl replied:
Because people are sleeping.
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons Kevin 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson:
If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait. Kevin turned to his younger brother and said:
Ryan, you be Jesus.
A father was at the beach when his 4 year old ran up to him, grabbed his hand and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand:
Daddy, what happened to him? To which Dad replied: He died and went to heaven. The boy thought a moment and then said:
Did God throw him back down?
At a dinner party, a mum turned to her 6 year old daughter and said:
Would you like to say grace?
I wouldn't know what to say, the girl replied.
Just say what you hear mummy say, she answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said:
Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?
Happy Friday and have a lovely weekend.
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