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    Don't you know who I am!!

    Pulling back onto camp just now, following a Waitrose trolley-dash - I go to take my usual 'I am a resident with a pass' lane, when two coppers (yes, SD's boys!) stop me and wave me over to the side.

    I look confused, but as they have guns I get out - one says with amazing straight face 'do you mind if we search your vehicle Madam'. Do bear in mind that I drink with these boys, they look after my pussies when I am away, they sleep over round here - but Madam

    Poor lads, they had to stop every so many cars and I was one of so many cars

    Worst bit was, 'would you mind opening the bonnet please Madam?' erm 'actually I don't know where the bonnet catch is, shall I go and ask my husband, he is just there in the Police Flight'

    T'was like a comedy sketch


    For the benefit of Newbies (of which we have many) SD is my hubby, Snowdrop who is Top Cop here on camp
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    Suzie
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    LOL, thanks for the cheer-up Piskie.

    WHY do you not know how to open your bonnet you silly lass?
    Happy Gardening,
    Shirley

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    • #3
      Waitrose


      Just kidding, I love Waitrose.

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      • #4
        So do I , just cant afford it, good wine selection though and good discounts too.

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        • #5
          Very funny was you still scrubed up maybe thats why they stopped you they didnt recognise you lol
          Gardening ..... begins with daybreak
          and ends with backache

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          • #6
            Gawd Pisk how d'ya keep a straight face, mind you how did they I would have demanded to see the boss..........
            Hayley B

            John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

            An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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            • #7
              Originally posted by shirlthegirl43 View Post
              WHY do you not know how to open your bonnet you silly lass?
              I never retain information that I have no use for (not enough space in there!) and I always try to ensure the car needs petrol when SD gets handed the keys - yep I know - I am archetypal

              Originally posted by jackie j View Post
              Very funny was you still scrubed up maybe thats why they stopped you they didnt recognise you lol
              Ah good point - hehehe
              aka
              Suzie

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              • #8
                Originally posted by HayleyB View Post
                I would have demanded to see the boss..........
                and to think I had just bought him some of his favourite biscuits whilst on my trolley-dash
                aka
                Suzie

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                • #9
                  Perhaps SD's chaps are 'Vine watchers, and were just checking that you didn't have PW (or any seeds/plants) stashed away in the car!
                  All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                  Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by piskieinboots View Post
                    and to think I had just bought him some of his favourite biscuits whilst on my trolley-dash
                    You could claim they were confiscated at the gate
                    Hayley B

                    John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

                    An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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                    • #11
                      That was brill Piskie, I can just picture the scene. Thanks for that. xx
                      A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by shirlthegirl43 View Post

                        WHY do you not know how to open your bonnet ?
                        why on earth does a girly need to know how to open a bonnet ... that's what men are fore innit?? .... even if i knew how to open it, what would be the point, i wouldn't know what i was looking at anyway, tis a big lump of metal with twirly bits, theres some things you really don't need to understand

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by lynda66 View Post
                          why on earth does a girly need to know how to open a bonnet ... that's what men are fore innit?? .... even if i knew how to open it, what would be the point, i wouldn't know what i was looking at anyway, tis a big lump of metal with twirly bits, theres some things you really don't need to understand
                          Yeah right up until the car breaks down and theres not a bloke in sight
                          I'm not a mechanic but I can at least change a tyre and fix a starter motor (hit it with a hammer) Good job too MrH wouldnt know where to start lol
                          WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by FionaH View Post
                            Yeah right up until the car breaks down and theres not a bloke in sight
                            I'm not a mechanic but I can at least change a tyre and fix a starter motor (hit it with a hammer) Good job too MrH wouldnt know where to start lol
                            Did you have an old MGB too?
                            All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                            Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                            • #15
                              My dad showed me how to change front part of exhaust on my Mk3 Escort years ago. Can do basics, and have a Haynes manual on shopping list for current motor.

                              Piskie, that little scenario gave a much needed smile!
                              Kirsty b xx

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