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    Advice For Ollie's Big Date!

    You must have been hibernating on Mars not to know our very own "OLLIE" has a date tomorrow night (Thursday).
    Now we all want it to go with out a hitch, because if anyone deserves a lovely Lady, its "Ollie", Sooooo, has anyone got any advice to "Impress" his date.
    PLEASE keep it clean.

    Mine is " Be yourself"..she'll think your great.
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  • #2
    Ginger's right, just be yourself Ollie... the right lady will show up, just not when you are expecting it! You will know when you find her!
    Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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    • #3
      How is the facial hair coming along Ollie? Did you decide to go for it, or keep it clean (shaven that is)

      “If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”

      "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson

      Charles Churchill : A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you; however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal
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      • #4
        That's the last time I tell you guys anything
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        • #5
          Maybe our Ollie is just not ready for it yet.
          Why should he want to find "The One" It might be more fun just looking.
          By the way he looks and the way he cooks he probably has a queue.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by weekendwellies View Post
            How is the facial hair coming along Ollie? Did you decide to go for it, or keep it clean (shaven that is)
            And I've not decided on this. I'm thinking short and stubbly, how I was when I met her on Friday night. It's a tad too long right now.
            Current Executive Board Members at Ollietopia Inc:
            Snadger - Director of Poetry
            RedThorn - Chief Interrobang Officer
            Pumpkin Becki - Head of Dremel Multi-Tool Sales & Marketing and Management Support
            Jeanied - Olliecentric Eulogy Minister
            piskieinboots - Ambassador of 2-word Media Reviews

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            • #7
              I hope you know she'll have to be vetted by all your adopted "Mum's"...Only the best for our lad

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              • #8
                Having just gone through some other threads I would say
                Wear that lovely chinese shirt
                Anyone who says nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by OllieMartin View Post
                  That's the last time I tell you guys anything
                  Rubbish, you love it

                  Originally posted by ginger ninger View Post
                  I hope you know she'll have to be vetted by all your adopted "Mum's"...Only the best for our lad
                  "Mums" darn it I got enough hassle with the two Ive got! I swear I'm not old enough anyway, older wiser sister at a pinch (tongue firmly in cheek)

                  My advice if you want it is don't pick ya nose, and open car doors for her
                  WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                  • #10
                    Go clean shaven, you don't want to give your date stubble rash

                    I've just been reading your last girlfriend left because you are too nice, daft mare (sorry). My hubby is the softest, kindest, gentlest giant of a man. He was told by ex's you're "too nice", then I met him and thought (among many things) you're mine! Don't change Ollie, just be yourself and the right woman will be along.
                    Last edited by FROSTYFRECKLE; 12-11-2009, 08:32 AM.

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                    • #11
                      The person you'll end up with will probably not be 'your type'

                      I always wanted; tall, dark, handsome, comfortably-off and slightly older than me.

                      I got; shortish, mousey, plain, pauper thats 4 years younger than me.

                      I wouldn't swap 'im for the world!


                      Have a fab time tho Ollie!
                      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                      • #12
                        I know I started all this Ollie (sorry).

                        I hope you have a really great evening, and some (numbered) tips from me...

                        1) Be yourself,
                        2) Dress appropriately for the venue (ie, if its a nice restaurant, make and effort, but if its a pub you can be a bit more rock'n'roll),
                        3) Wear a nice smellie that she'll remember (but not too much!!)
                        4) Don't ask her to go halvesies on the bill
                        5) Be yourself, again - I completely agree with Frostyfreckle, my OH was overlooked by women for being too nice - more fool them I say. In my youth I thought I wanted a good looking bad boy (with motorbike), but they're no good long-term. Luckily, love found me when I stopped looking for it.
                        6) Have fun!!

                        P(Numbers)B xx

                        P.S. Can I be adoptive older sister rather than Mum please GN?
                        Last edited by Pumpkin Becki; 12-11-2009, 09:32 AM.

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                        • #13
                          Sorry folks, I only adopt mums.
                          Doesn't matter if you're older, younger, female or male!

                          I call all my mates' and girlfriends' mums "mum".
                          And anyone who posts advice on a thread about how I should behave on a date is definately a mother figure.
                          It'd be just like my mum to say all the things you guys have said as if I've never been on a date before!

                          All much appreaciated though
                          Current Executive Board Members at Ollietopia Inc:
                          Snadger - Director of Poetry
                          RedThorn - Chief Interrobang Officer
                          Pumpkin Becki - Head of Dremel Multi-Tool Sales & Marketing and Management Support
                          Jeanied - Olliecentric Eulogy Minister
                          piskieinboots - Ambassador of 2-word Media Reviews

                          WikiGardener a subsidiary of Ollietopia Inc.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by OllieMartin View Post
                            Sorry folks, I only adopt mums.
                            Doesn't matter if you're older, younger, female or male!

                            I call all my mates' and girlfriends' mums "mum".
                            And anyone who posts advice on a thread about how I should behave on a date is definately a mother figure.
                            It'd be just like my mum to say all the things you guys have said as if I've never been on a date before!

                            All much appreaciated though
                            .... Mum it is then.....

                            on second thoughts, no, I'm rebelling, I don't want kids, not even Vine grown ones. I'll just be 'Dating Guru' instead
                            Last edited by Pumpkin Becki; 12-11-2009, 10:52 AM.

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                            • #15
                              Ollie,

                              If she offers to split the bill 'tis up to you if you refuse or accept. If you refuse, you could suggest that she leaves the tip.

                              Not so wise proverbs:

                              Treat 'em mean, Keep 'em keen;

                              Get 'em young, treat 'em rough and tell 'em nothing

                              Probably best to be yourself, I think.

                              Have a lovely evening.
                              If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing to excess

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