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  • Just been banned from B&Q.

    Went to my local B&Q earlier,

    some t*t in orange overalls came up to me and said "do you want decking..?"

    Luckily i got the 1st punch in.










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  • #2
    very good, the old one's are always the best!

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    • #3
      HeHeHe

      Nicely done!
      Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

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      • #4
        Nah, bet it's not a joke. I reckon she really did it!
        I was feeling part of the scenery
        I walked right out of the machinery
        My heart going boom boom boom
        "Hey" he said "Grab your things
        I've come to take you home."

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        • #5
          lol excellent
          _____________
          Cheers Chris

          Beware Greeks bearing gifts, or have you already got a wooden horse?... hehe.

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          • #6
            ASBO coming your way
            Regards
            Lady Jana Muck

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            • #7
              Made me laugh!!

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              • #8
                Good One
                http://herbie-veggiepatch.blogspot.com

                Updated 23rd February 2009

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                • #9
                  aw i thought it was real then doh, saying that one of my mates got banned from ikea last year for just going silly on all the swivel chairs and jumping on the beds and hes 36

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by areia View Post
                    aw i thought it was real then doh, saying that one of my mates got banned from ikea last year for just going silly on all the swivel chairs and jumping on the beds and hes 36
                    I went a Disney shop and set all the Tiggers off (well I thought it was funny)
                    & I was well over 50!
                    The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                    Brian Clough

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                    • #11
                      Excellent! really made OH and me chuckle! Bernie aka DDL
                      Bernie aka DDL

                      Appreciate the little things in life because one day you will realise they are the big things

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                      • #12
                        WE got shooed away from Ann Summers in Croydon by the Manageress like school boys. for sniggering at women were coming out....We were all in our 40s but bored at lunchtime.
                        My phone has more Processing power than the Computers NASA used to fake the Moon Landings

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                        • #13
                          Hahaha, love it!
                          Life may not be the party we hoped for but since we're here we might as well dance

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                          • #14
                            Hehehe, that made I laff

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by NOG View Post
                              WE got shooed away from Ann Summers in Croydon by the Manageress like school boys. for sniggering at women were coming out....We were all in our 40s but bored at lunchtime.

                              I know a joke about an article Anne Summers sells & a certain lady but I can't put it on this forum!
                              The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                              Brian Clough

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