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    Default You know you can only think about Gardening when.................

    You know you only think about Gardening when.................


    you eagerly read an email titled "Shop our Bedding Specials now"

    and are bitterly disappointed to find its about Mattress Toppers!
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    ... when you prioritise seeds and gravel over a new going out dress.

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    ... when out for a country walk you stop and admire a pile of stable muck.

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    You're really excited because friends are coming with a new toy for the garden. Not because friends are coming to visit
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    Quote Originally Posted by veggiechicken View Post
    You know you only think about Gardening when.................


    you eagerly read an email titled "Shop our Bedding Specials now"

    and are bitterly disappointed to find its about Mattress Toppers!
    I remember years ago we had a whole thread devoted to 'mattress man' who's advert kept popping up all the time!
    It was probably a google robot link to 'bedding'
    My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
    to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

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    ^^^^
    Lets hope you've not 'invited' him back again!.....bit like that Dr€Mal crafting power drill advert!

    But I digress ...

    ...when you need new summer tops and part of the decision includes if it's going to be practical to garden in when it's old!
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    "You know you only think about Gardening when...

    you see a jagged, old, rusty container the children are having fun jumping over in the park, and wonder if you might not be able to grow some spuds in it.

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