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**HeyWayne** · 27-01-2010, 04:23 PM

This was on Chris Evans' show this morning.

Some lady was often quoted as saying she was "ravaging" when meaning hungry. I can't remember the others.

**Hazel at the Hill** · 27-01-2010, 04:31 PM

I find it difficult to say 'car park' - it comes out at 'par cark'

My mum gets the words 'allotment' and 'bungalow' mixed up - I don't know why. This causes some confusion as I spend a lot of time at the former, and she lives in the latter.

**Flummery** · 27-01-2010, 04:32 PM

My gran used to complain about the condescension on her windows.

**Pumpkin Becki** · 27-01-2010, 04:45 PM

I used to call my grandmother's bungalow 'Ninny's Bumbalow' when I was a very little girl.

**northmaid** · 27-01-2010, 05:05 PM

The daughter of a colleague of mine was overdue in giving birth. The colleague was telling everyone that if the labour didn't start by the following day the hospital was going to call her in to be 'seduced'. Nobody could stop laughing long enough to tell her the word was induced.

**HeyWayne** · 27-01-2010, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by northmaid View Post

The daughter of a colleague of mine was overdue in giving birth. The colleague was telling everyone that if the labour didn't start by the following day the hospital was going to call her in to be 'seduced'. Nobody could stop laughing long enough to tell her the word was induced.

and that it was a bit late for all that.

**jogette** · 27-01-2010, 05:15 PM

My friend was going to New Zealand for a long visit and was talking to the postman about it saying that they have a nice climax there.
It was only his puzzled look that alerted her that something was wrong

**Two_Sheds** · 27-01-2010, 05:36 PM

Mr TS was just talking about the actor Morgan Viggerson. I knew what he meant

**Rhona** · 27-01-2010, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post

This was on Chris Evans' show this morning.

Some lady was often quoted as saying she was "ravaging" when meaning hungry. I can't remember the others.

I love the line in Secrets and Lies when Brenda Blethyn goes to a nice restaurant with her daughter and announces that she's 'ravishing.' Such a good film.

**SarzWix** · 27-01-2010, 07:23 PM

I've just been told not to worry about something on Faceache, because "it must be ok if Facebook have already vetoed it"

**FionaH** · 27-01-2010, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by SarzWix View Post

I've just been told not to worry about something on Faceache, because "it must be ok if Facebook have already vetoed it"

I saw that and smiled

**dogsbody** · 27-01-2010, 07:48 PM

I had a guy tell me he didn't pay prescription charges because he was "on an infidelity pension"......

.......now that would bankrupt the exchequer (I think)

**Burnzie** · 27-01-2010, 07:56 PM

Hi, I was on a training course from work last week and one of the modules was on communication.

One of the delegates on the course had to do a short talk on forms of non-verbal communication. Unfortunately he got body language mixed up with bodily function.

We got 5 minutes on communication by bodily function, how to interpret bodily functions and even the dangers of communication by bodily function !

ooops

Burnzie

**kirsty b** · 27-01-2010, 08:03 PM

the old bays on the ward mentioning their 'prostrates'

and m'mother says cerstificate instead of certificate, a little thing, but I really have to bite my tongue and not correct her!!

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