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Be warned people - when opening your shed door.
Last weekend I went to open the shed - I have three locks, one at the top, middle and bottom of the door. I open them in that order, working down. The last lock involves me crouching down to get at the padlock.
Anyway, I'd unlocked the first two, then crouched down to open the third and I heard something fall inside the shed, and then "slide" down the wall of the shed - or so I thought. On opening the door my hoe and long handled azada fell out and hit me on the side of the nose - right where the little pads of a pair of glasses sit.
I said a few words.
Luckily it didn't bruise , but it's still a bit tender today.
So, if you hear something move in the shed when you open the door - stand back.
I did think about opening the locks in the other order, but the hoe would have hit me somewhere else, and try explaining that your hoe has hit you in the knackers to your wife!!!
Last weekend I went to open the shed - I have three locks, one at the top, middle and bottom of the door. I open them in that order, working down. The last lock involves me crouching down to get at the padlock.
Anyway, I'd unlocked the first two, then crouched down to open the third and I heard something fall inside the shed, and then "slide" down the wall of the shed - or so I thought. On opening the door my hoe and long handled azada fell out and hit me on the side of the nose - right where the little pads of a pair of glasses sit.
I said a few words.
Luckily it didn't bruise , but it's still a bit tender today.
So, if you hear something move in the shed when you open the door - stand back.
I did think about opening the locks in the other order, but the hoe would have hit me somewhere else, and try explaining that your hoe has hit you in the knackers to your wife!!!
One Love & Unity
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