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Old 01-02-2008, 08:31 AM
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Have you ever wondered what idiots look like?

Well wonder no more, I am about to reveal to you what your common garden idiot looks like.


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OMG! That's hillarious! Man soup, they're gonna fry!
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they deserve a darwin award!!, lets hope they get one

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OMG! That's hillarious! Man soup, they're gonna fry!

Isn't that the general idea with barbies?
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"Come fry with me, let's fry, let's fry away....."
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which one is dumb and which one is dumber!!!
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Sorry to disappoint guys and gals. They will be just fine. If you look you will see they are in a pool of water. This pool is made of plastic. Plastic is an insulator, so they are at a floating (sic) potential to ground. Thus, they live!

However, the moron leaning on the side is at risk as he has lowered the side of the pool allowing water to pour out. This water will make a path to the ground and possibly to quote Kenneth Williams, "Frying tonight...."

And it is in the EU (schuko type power outlets on the power strip) so it'll be a nice 230v clout!
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they deserve a darwin award!!, lets hope they get one

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Sorry to disappoint guys and gals. They will be just fine. If you look you will see they are in a pool of water. This pool is made of plastic. Plastic is an insulator, so they are at a floating (sic) potential to ground. Thus, they live!

However, the moron leaning on the side is at risk as he has lowered the side of the pool allowing water to pour out. This water will make a path to the ground and possibly to quote Kenneth Williams, "Frying tonight...."

And it is in the EU (schuko type power outlets on the power strip) so it'll be a nice 230v clout!
Still wouldn't catch me taking a dip - well, maybe a bit of barbecue dip with a chicken leg...
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Yeah, and they are not even American...

Should things go wrong (or right - depending upon the survival of the fittest theory) wouldn't it be more of a broil than a fry?

You would stand on a rubber mat though Wayne while dipping your chicken leg?!!
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wayne how did you get that pic of me and my mates
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wayne how did you get that pic of me and my mates
See that tall dude over by the trees, behind you - the one dressed head to toe in white robes. That's me that is, Obama Bed Linen - the online stalker.
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Doylems... Truly can't believe that anyone could be so thick! The one leaning on the side has got such an inane expression on his face (imagine Beavis & Butthead style laughing...), I could quite happily slap it... But only if he gets out of the pool first!
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Yeah, and they are not even American...

Should things go wrong (or right - depending upon the survival of the fittest theory) wouldn't it be more of a broil than a fry?

You would stand on a rubber mat though Wayne while dipping your chicken leg?!!
He'd be in his wellies, Max!
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He'd be in his wellies, Max!
I'd be more worried about overheard power cables! S'why I never have an umbrella!
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They make are local yobs look intelligent
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Try this one for size?
YouTube - The real speech of George W Bush
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you had to take it to far didnt you. no one not even him out of the goonies would make our local yobs look inteligent
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