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    bravo2zero is offline Sprouter
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    Default Unbelievable

    Got a letter the other day from the council. Always interesting these letters are this was on another planet.
    Dear plot holder.
    Due to access path being layed alongside the site effectively dropping the perimeter fence height posing a health and safety risk we will be rounding off the spikes at head height.

    My reply went something like this.
    Dear sir.
    I totally agree, lets make it easier for the local scumbags to rob our plots, unbelievable. Whats next mandatory Hi viz vests whilst entering the site.

    Anyway a word in the right ear has seen the site secure for now.
    Last edited by bravo2zero; 09-12-2018 at 10:22 AM. Reason: Typos

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    DannyK is offline Tuber
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    You could ask them what exactly is head height. Snow White's friends' or a basket ball player's.

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