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    Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker

    Beware, this is (very) slightly naughty. Don't think it's bad enought to get me sent to the norty step, though - hope not!

    Billy Connolly -
    "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
    Caro

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day
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    LOL, I luuuuurve Billy Connolly.
    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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    • #3
      Mrs B nearly fell off her chair laughing when I just told here this!
      Cheers

      Danny

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      • #4
        Brilliant!, I love Billy Connolly - his wife is a pretty good dancer too
        A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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        • #5
          Ughh I cant stand Billy Connolly, but its quite funny in a sexist way

          And here's me thinking that the 'greatest Scottish Thinker' title would belong to Robbie Burns or Walter Scott

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          • #6
            Glad you all enjoyed it. Made me smile this morning
            Caro

            Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

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            • #7
              I have had to do loads of things I would rather not have to with a headache. But what you said is not one of them.
              When it comes to stand up I think Billy Connelly is one of the best.

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              • #8
                Headache & sex?
                Not two tasks the headache is an excuse.
                She just being polite to her man in stead of saying she can't stomach him.
                The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                Brian Clough

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