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  • Speeding ticket - of sorts

    Piskie - I have a feeling Snowdrop will appreciate this one...

    (had this emailed to me earlier)

    Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick, east of Edinburgh, were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road.

    One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The machine then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

    The radar had in fact locked on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the North Sea, which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Borders district.

    Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

    Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:
    " Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar equipment' and sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder air-to-ground missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to the missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile was launched."
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    Love it

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    • #3
      Hah! Brilliant!

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      • #4
        Fantastic.......... Brilliant!

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        • #5
          Cool!!

          Bet that made the chief inspectors day! lol!
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          • #6
            Superb, I gotta get me one of them gizmo's!!
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            Shirley

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            • #7
              heh heh heh.

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              • #8
                i think they should have launched .... just in case

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                • #9
                  Haha I liked that
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                  • #10
                    yeah lynda66 me thinks you are right, never can be too sure!

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                    • #11
                      I agree with Lynda66. I can just see thier faces if that would of happened
                      I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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                      • #12
                        He He, i have heard a version of this before. Brilliant.
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                        • #13
                          I love that, made me laugh at the end of a hard day...would make a great comedy sketch...thanks!!

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                          • #14
                            Tee hee - squillions of £s of taxpayers money on a Tornado which probably couldn't tell the difference between a traffic cop and hostile radar equipment - yup, sounds about right. Truth stranger than fiction ? ; )
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                            • #15
                              But what lets it down completely is that a Sidewinder is an Air to Air missile for shhoting down other aircraft.

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