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    Well not quite that bad really but I think I should pay more attention at work.
    Part of my job is to authorise stuff, and I have a standard phrase that goes into a form that I type first thing every morning and then "copy" it, ready to paste it on the up to 150 forms a day I get.
    Clearly though, I was talking to someone about my onions recently, and so, instead of my standard phrase saying "security, blah blah Pakistan security manual, blah blah Annex a blah blah" over 80 forms today had my approval thus:

    Being the longest day, we have just been over to pick the white onions, some of which are of a very high quality

    Fortunately it shows that nothing I say is ever read or heeded as nobody has commented on it yet.
    Bob Leponge
    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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    Originally posted by bobleponge View Post
    Well not quite that bad really but I think I should pay more attention at work.
    Part of my job is to authorise stuff, and I have a standard phrase that goes into a form that I type first thing every morning and then "copy" it, ready to paste it on the up to 150 forms a day I get.
    Clearly though, I was talking to someone about my onions recently, and so, instead of my standard phrase saying "security, blah blah Pakistan security manual, blah blah Annex a blah blah" over 80 forms today had my approval thus:

    Being the longest day, we have just been over to pick the white onions, some of which are of a very high quality

    Fortunately it shows that nothing I say is ever read or heeded as nobody has commented on it yet.
    Love it Bob! Thanks for the laugh

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    • #3
      Its obviously code for: who drunk all the beer

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      • #4
        Great Bob, love it

        As we speak, there are probably 80 people checking their code books trying to figure out what white onions means
        A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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        • #5
          Being the longest day, we have just been over to pick the white onions, some of which are of a very high quality


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          • #6
            Totally brilliant!! Thanks for that spongey
            Happy Gardening,
            Shirley

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            • #7
              I think tea has just come out of my nose - thanks Bob!!

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              • #8
                Fnar fnar fnar!

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                • #9
                  Now you lot, it's nothing to laugh about!

                  etc

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                  • #10
                    Oh it is, it is! Hur, hur hur!
                    Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

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                    • #11
                      Brill....
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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                      • #12
                        wait till HB hears this one!! HEE! HEE!

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                        • #13
                          Love it!! Lol!!!
                          Blessings
                          Suzanne (aka Mrs Dobby)

                          'Garden naked - get some colour in your cheeks'!

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                          • #14
                            Brilliant couldnt make it up lol hahahahaha
                            Gardening ..... begins with daybreak
                            and ends with backache

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                            • #15
                              If anyone notices just say its a security test.
                              My phone has more Processing power than the Computers NASA used to fake the Moon Landings

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