Grow Your Own Magazine

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The
professor began the lecture by telling them:

'In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.'
To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus
of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.

'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The
students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said,
'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
attention.'

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A simple dude trying to grow veg.

http://haywayne.blogspot.com/ - Updated 30th November

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Eugh!!!!

Urgh!
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Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

It's a MONDAY - bad enough on it's own......

That got the week off to the start it duly deserves!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Life may not be the party we hoped for but since we're here we might as well dance

Just don't eat any finger lickin' KFC this week! (not that I'm sure many would anyway, but who else makes finger lickin' chickin!?)

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A simple dude trying to grow veg.

http://haywayne.blogspot.com/ - Updated 30th November

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I frequently have my finger up peoples bottoms (gloved)!
Perk of the job, just thought I'd share!

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Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.