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    Today I had the somewhat onerous task of telling a 9ft crocodile that it couldnt come in. Working in Sudan, in the swamp area and suddenly heard a lot of shooting at the front gate. Ran up to see what was going on, (sadly the head of security cant be found quivering under his bed) and found my guards shooting at it.
    I stopped them and basically informed said beast that without a visitors pass there was no possible way of coming into my camp. It didnt seem overly eager to sign the book so turned tail and off it went.
    I followed it up the road for about a hundred metres or so, before it toddled off into the swamp.
    Most times I just accept that my job is what I have to do to pay the mortgage, but there are times when I realise just how lucky I am.
    What a privilege to walk (at a discreet distance) next to a totally wild animal in its natural surroundings, especially one as historically old as this dinosaur.
    Awesome!!!
    Sadly I didnt have my camera with me, but if it comes back I will snap it and get a picture of us both smiling together.
    Bob Leponge
    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

  • #2
    Hmm, not entirely certain I concur with your idea of a pleasure! I prefer a stout fence twixt me and any crocodilian thanks
    Happy Gardening,
    Shirley

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    • #3
      Well I would definitely have cacked my pants!

      janeyo

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      • #4
        When you say 'snap it', I take it you don't mean in the croccodillian sense.

        This makes me whinging about the local spider population look a bit pathetic, doesn't it.
        Into each life some rain must fall........but this is getting ridiculous.

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        • #5
          Is it correct that if one tries to bite you you have to grab it's closed mouth so it can't open it again and chomp down hard???
          ( ie- it's opening mouth muscles are very weak, but it's biting ones are exceptionally powerful???)

          ..let's hope that you#re not in the situation to try it out!!!!
          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

          Location....Normandy France

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bobleponge View Post
            I followed it up the road for about a hundred metres or so, before it toddled off into the swamp.
            Let me get this right. You walked near something that thinks you are lunch? You're braver than me! I was under the impression crocs can shift pretty fast if they want to?
            WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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            • #7
              Originally posted by FionaH View Post
              Let me get this right. You walked near something that thinks you are lunch? You're braver than me! I was under the impression crocs can shift pretty fast if they want to?

              Clearly a crazy un.

              Fits in well here then???

              Beats worrying about slugs!!!!!
              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

              Location....Normandy France

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              • #8
                Indeed Nicos! You dont have to be mad to post here but it sure does help
                WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                • #9
                  Last edited by Nicos; 15-10-2008, 04:48 PM.
                  "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                  Location....Normandy France

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by janeyo View Post
                    Well I would definitely have cacked my pants!

                    janeyo
                    actually i think thats the smell they go for

                    how cool to have a crocodile in your garden, think i'd prefer an elephant though
                    Last edited by lynda66; 15-10-2008, 05:36 PM.

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