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  • #1

    matrimonial fertiliser

    Just a quick one.

    I'm thinking of digging out the runner bean bed to replace/freshen up the soil in it. I'd like to know how long it would take to rot down and whether the beans would take to it if i put the missus in the bottom. of course if this idea would be detrimental to the beans health, she will have to go down the tip instead.
    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
    VISIT MY WEBSITE TO HELP KEEP YOUR HANDS CLEAN AFTER A DAY ON THE PLOT
    http://www.thesoappatisserie.co.uk
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    My Uncle used to always put a dead sheep that had died in the winter storms in the bottom of his leek trench!

    I seem to remember he grew canny leeks anall!
    My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
    to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

    Diversify & prosper


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    • #3
      I've been looking for something to improve my leeks (very tasty but not that big) - however a dead sheep is probably not hugely practical. On balance though - it's better than a dead spouse - I'd just use BFB ..... someone else has done all the messy stuff!

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      • #4
        She's not been getting on your nerves has she????
        "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

        Location....Normandy France

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Nicos View Post
          She's not been getting on your nerves has she????
          I think maybe he is trying to tell us something

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          • #6
            You can only get away with burning a blokes home grown runner beans so many times Bren!!
            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

            Location....Normandy France

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            • #7
              I think somebody has been reading the Fred West book on gardening tips
              Thought For The Day
              If a plum tomato breaks the law when it’s young
              Would it’s criminal past ketchup with it later?

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              • #8
                C'mon - spill the beans, (pun intended) HarryBrew - why'd you kill her?
                Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                • #9
                  I think he got carried away with his 'sniper' ambitions!!
                  Life is too short for drama & petty things!
                  So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

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                  • #10
                    Come on now! Kiss and make up! Horse manure is much better for your bean trench anyway.

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                    • #11
                      and don't make up any reference to right mare!

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                      • #12
                        Do you think Harrybrew69's wife has custody of the laptop or is he in the custody of Her Majesties Prison Service?
                        Thought For The Day
                        If a plum tomato breaks the law when it’s young
                        Would it’s criminal past ketchup with it later?

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                        • #13
                          just to put all your minds at ease, ive been bailed until my trial in the summer.(joke)
                          All is fine and fair weather is now blown in over the plot and things are back to normal (if you can call it that) I took it out on the compost heap in the end and after 2 hours of moving about a ton of slowly rotting weeds, roots, leaves and stalks I realised that as usual I was wrong and she was right and eastenders is more important than football!!!!!
                          The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
                          VISIT MY WEBSITE TO HELP KEEP YOUR HANDS CLEAN AFTER A DAY ON THE PLOT
                          http://www.thesoappatisserie.co.uk

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                          • #14
                            Well of course we're always right (even tho' I'm not a fan of either )
                            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                            • #15
                              Harry...
                              Isn't that what pubs and big screens are for?

                              I don't get why anyone would want to watch the brain rot that passes for entertainment on the soaps, and I'm not exactly religious about football - but if it came down to it, I wouldn't need any more of an excuse to head out to a local boozer for a pint of real ale and the match.

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