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    I have just received this by email and thought I would post it after some of the jokes I have recently seen on here.

    Young Johny is going to his first wedding so is doing some research beforehand. He sees something a bit puzzling so asks advice.
    "Mum, why do all brides wear white?" Mum thinks for a second and replies,
    "It signifies that the bride is pure, darling."
    Johny then sees dad and asks,"
    "Dad, why do all brides wear white?"
    Dad replies, quick as a flash, "Son, all household appliances come in white!"

    Made me laugh anyway.
    Bob Leponge
    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

  • #2
    Oooooh, cheeky!

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    • #3
      Thanks for the laugh bobleponge

      Phil
      Live each day as if it was your last because one day it will be

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      • #4
        Very good, thanks for the chuckle!!
        Happy Gardening,
        Shirley

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        • #5
          good one bob, best not show it to me household appliance or else i'll be on jankers for months
          is spacetime curved or was einstien round the bend

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          • #6
            Oooo cheeky!! Love it!

            I'm always told I have size 3 feet so that I can get closer to the sink
            Shortie

            "There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children; one of these is roots, the other wings" - Hodding Carter

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            • #7
              I like it!
              A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Shortie View Post
                Oooo cheeky!! Love it!

                I'm always told I have size 3 feet so that I can get closer to the sink
                Ive got size 8 feet maybe thats why the washing up never get done in our house !!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ugly gourd View Post
                  Ive got size 8 feet maybe thats why the washing up never get done in our house !!!
                  OH had better not see that... he may use it for the perfect excuse not to do any
                  Shortie

                  "There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children; one of these is roots, the other wings" - Hodding Carter

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                  • #10
                    Oooooh, very cheeky! but funny
                    Smile and the world smiles with you

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