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Old 06-02-2008, 05:08 PM
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Had this emailed to me and it made me and my neighbour's kids laugh.

No offence is intended to anyone and the last one is a bit rude!

To gain the greatest effect, you should read them out loud!!

1) That's not right...........Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?...Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3) See me ASAP...................Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man....................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse...................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?......Wai Yu So Tan?
7) I bumped into a coffee table....Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift....Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here........Wai So Dim?
10) I thought you were on a diet....Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone.......No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week..Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight...........Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odour is offensive....Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great!....................Fa Kin Su Pah
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Excellent!!
Will have to show Himself that when he gets in.
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Like it!

I had it emailed to me a while ago by one of my colleagues who is from Burma (Myanmar as it's now known). I wasn't sure if he really got the joke.
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17) Ha!..........Very funny!
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Nice one LOL
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LOL!! Fa Kin Su Pah!!
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