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I really hope you have finished breakfast...

....now see, I truly love, with a passion, my ginger cat Charlie, however sometime during the night he appears to have gone into my office and upchucked in the window ...BUT my office windowsill (the scene of the crime) contains my pots of paperclips, pens, staple remover, staplegun, sellotape holder ....and yes, he got the lot

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Yuk I cant clear up after our cats so have to wait for OH to get home. But sometimes I have to force myself, like it with people too.

and now the cheeky blighter tells me he needs food

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uurrgh!!I'd be of to shops to take advantage of all the "back to school" bargains~on this occassion s*d recycling!!

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the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.

Happiness is not having what you want,but wanting what you have.xx

eurgh, was it green? hope the cat is ok.

I have to admit I did draw the line at putting all the paperclips into disenfectant

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EW: It would have been chucked and a trip to stationers for more stuff if it was me. I just couldn't go to see a client with cat sick pens...eugh

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currently underway:
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ROFL - nope me neither, thankfully he didn't see the briefcase....phew!

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eurgh!!!!!!!!! i feel sick piskie, sorry would have been in the bin and clean the sill!!!!

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Could of been worse, could have been your keyboard....

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...........Or your carpet, yeuk. There's only one thing more revolting than cat-sick and that's cat poo.

And then there's their wee!!!!

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the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.

Happiness is not having what you want,but wanting what you have.xx

Rofl sorry shouldn't laugh, but that was really funny ...... actually there is something worse ....... half a dead mouse ..... in your shoe ....... or outside your bedroom door so you come out in the night and step on it ..... now that's gross.

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My mate went to a meeting once & realised 1/2 way through her cat had left a dead mouse in her turn-ups of her trousers!!

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the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.

Happiness is not having what you want,but wanting what you have.xx

i'm loving this thread ..... that's just sooooooo funny

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Charlie sounds like my Alfie, 17 and ginger howls for food constantly. Our old cat Wizz used to bring home half eaten rabbits, one day she ate the whole front half and dropped the rear at the feet of a friend who'd come to dinner

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No, I have to disagree. Cat sick is infinitely more disgusting. At least with the right diet, cat poo is easier to clean up!! I think it's the plehm (look, I just typed that 3 different ways and they all look wrong, so if it's spelt wrong, well, tough!!!) -like consistency that does it for me. That and it's always a distinctive 'cat-vomit yellow'.

robbie the cat bought in a headless pigeon the other day!!!! i couldnt do it, my eldest (13) had to, well its her cat ha ha !!

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My friend has a really fat fluffy cat who get's all sorts caught in her belly fur. She came home from work one day, let the cat in the back door and followed her in. She then proceeded to slip on the floor and went flying across the kitchen. She'd stood on a fat slug that had dropped of the cats fur. My pal was lying in a pile on the floor and the slug's innards hit the kitchen plinth. Eeeow!

slugs - easy stuff ......I'm a barefoot gardener - I don't need to type any more words do I...... *grimances

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Suzie

phlegm i love that word

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i thought there was only me does that ... i've lost count of how many slugs i've stood on ...... it's slugs revenge. ..... the worst bit is when they squelch up between your toes innit

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EEEEUUUUUUWWWWW!!! To all of this thread!
Cat sick - I would have thrown the lot out.... I've had 3 kids, worked in a nursing home, dealt with all sorts of nastiness, but vomit I still can't handle

And as for the slug things... If I stand on a slug or snail with my big boots on, I can't put my foot down again for about 10 minutes without it curling up... Euww Eeeeuwww Eeeeeeuuuuuwwwwww!!!

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“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
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