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Old 20-04-2008, 01:35 PM
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Default Just been banned from B&Q.
Went to my local B&Q earlier,

some t*t in orange overalls came up to me and said "do you want decking..?"

Luckily i got the 1st punch in.










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Old 20-04-2008, 01:43 PM
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very good, the old one's are always the best!
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Old 20-04-2008, 01:53 PM
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HeHeHe

Nicely done!
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Old 20-04-2008, 02:05 PM
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Nah, bet it's not a joke. I reckon she really did it!
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Old 20-04-2008, 02:12 PM
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lol excellent
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Old 20-04-2008, 02:39 PM
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ASBO coming your way
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Old 20-04-2008, 05:46 PM
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Old 20-04-2008, 07:40 PM
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Old 20-04-2008, 08:15 PM
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aw i thought it was real then doh, saying that one of my mates got banned from ikea last year for just going silly on all the swivel chairs and jumping on the beds and hes 36
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Old 20-04-2008, 08:24 PM
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aw i thought it was real then doh, saying that one of my mates got banned from ikea last year for just going silly on all the swivel chairs and jumping on the beds and hes 36
I went a Disney shop and set all the Tiggers off (well I thought it was funny)
& I was well over 50!
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Excellent! really made OH and me chuckle! Bernie aka DDL
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WE got shooed away from Ann Summers in Croydon by the Manageress like school boys. for sniggering at women were coming out....We were all in our 40s but bored at lunchtime.
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Hahaha, love it!
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I know a joke about an article Anne Summers sells & a certain lady but I can't put it on this forum!
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I know a joke about an article Anne Summers sells & a certain lady but I can't put it on this forum!
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We've gone from one DIY shop to another here!
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Have you heard of the "blonde" who is suing Anne Summers because she has vibrator white finger!
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Have you heard of the "blonde" who is suing Anne Summers because she has vibrator white finger!
That's a building trade joke if ever I heard one!!
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