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  • It's cruel to laugh, but......

    I just heard about this one. Man making small boat, using very strong glue. Needs the toilet........ The staff at A & E found his predicament comical, and kept peering in where he was in the cubicle awaiting assistance and giggling.

    Who else has stories (self, friends, family, or secondhand) of people you feel sorry for, but it is still oh so funny?
    Flowers come in too many colours to see the world in black-and-white.

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    Was he using one hand or two?
    The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by bubblewrap View Post
      Was he using one hand or two?

      The person who told me about it didn't go into that much detail.
      Flowers come in too many colours to see the world in black-and-white.

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      • #4
        I've heard of a male having to go to A & E because the essential part was caught in the hoover hose!! Doesn't bare thinking about!
        AKA Angie

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        • #5
          It just serves to prove that us men cannot multi task.
          Those that forget the past are condemned to repeat it!

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            Many years ago a former colleague managed to get a bad cut on his ***** when "flying solo".
            Had eventually lost all embaressment after every member of staff at the hospital had inspected the injury and asked how it was aquired, so told the truth when he got to work.
            Had to wear jeans so the stitches didn't pull.
            Always thank people who have helped you immediately, as they may not be around to thank later.
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            • #7
              Ha ha ha!!!

              Working on emergency surgery we have had the occasional 'odd thing in an awkward place' injury (some that make your eyes water!) but that sounds painful both to pride and body. Poor chap!!
              Kirsty b xx

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              • #8
                i walked into a metal pole, tatooing my own forehead with a black scar and had to have it 'rectified' with plastic surgery

                lol... im such a numpty when i was younger. was painful tho! and lucky i didnt take my eye out!


                wasnt a comedy injury, but when i had an infection around my heart 2 years ago and was in hospital for 5 days i had all and sundry come and examine me- never shown my boobs off to so many randomers! i was a 'special case' because i was unusual with my weird sounding heart beat. so every blumming student dr in the hospital came to have a listen and to blindly guess what was wrong with me. i'd be sat on my bed, topless, surrounded by about 10 student drs with clipboards all umming and ahhhing answering questions about me and trying to recreate my heartbeat verbally! and i'd be like "erm.....can i put my top back no now, whilst you make your minds up?"
                Last edited by selfheal; 16-03-2009, 10:42 PM.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by selfraising View Post
                  I've heard of a male having to go to A & E because the essential part was caught in the hoover hose!! Doesn't bare thinking about!

                  You know very well that I was hoovering in the nude and slipped..
                  My phone has more Processing power than the Computers NASA used to fake the Moon Landings

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by NOG View Post
                    You know very well that I was hoovering in the nude and slipped..
                    What have I told you about turbo appliances, you just won't learn

                    I hope you at least used the shake n vac???
                    AKA Angie

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                    • #11
                      I still reflect about being in the local A&E at about 3am on a New Years day a few years ago (OH had a horrible virus) and it was snowing heavily. In came an entire backwoods family from granny to baby, the patient was a lad about 20 who had run over his foot with a lawnmower! I am still wondering?
                      Family motto "semper in excretum"

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