Which would you be?

Would you be a long, profound and meaningful book, or perhaps a children's comic, or maybe even an illustrated and practical handbook.

No restrictions on size, genre, language or subject. Doesn't have to be a specific book, or one that exists - use whatever means needed to describe you in print.

Go on, be a book.

The tiger who came to tea

Originally Posted by zazen999

The tiger who came to tea

Just looked it up and ordered a copy.

There's a Bookface page and everything!

I'd be Cloud Atlas meself.

Something factual and full of useful (and useless facts). One you pick and put down and take down the pub!!

And extra pages to add more information......

I'd be where,s Wally

A well thumbed copy of 'The Gruffalo'.

The Hungry Caterpillar...although still waiting for the last page to happen

Something by David Gemmel.

A thriller

I suspect I'd be Hymns Ancient and Modern, music version, or maybe the more recent (but not really up to date) equivalent. I spend so much of my life with hymn music running through my head........

Bored of the Rings - National Lampoon.
A Parody on guess what?

probably a one sided pamphlet, what you see is what you get, shouldn't take long or interfere with the business of living.

(This from someone who has thousands of books)

Probably an edition of the Bathroom Reader

A book called "My Imaginary Friend" which i am in the process of writing.
Its about a woman who has been able to do everything i have not been able to in terms of self sufficiency - so its a sort of hoax - it will contain stuff like keeping goats, making wine, making own clothes etc etc....but it will all be fiction.......