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    If you knew the people I worked with ....

    You would all find this as funny as me.
    Just received an email from the Fatherland, explaining certain issues with various proformae that I have to produce.

    The explanatory note for the following made me smile:


    "Background:
    We have a five days week, from Saturday to Wednesday. Payments for Vacations and Thickness is only due for these days."
    Bob Leponge
    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.
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    What's so funny? I suffer from thickness

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    • #3
      Hold on..you can get paid for thickness!? I should be loaded!
      Current Executive Board Members at Ollietopia Inc:
      Snadger - Director of Poetry
      RedThorn - Chief Interrobang Officer
      Pumpkin Becki - Head of Dremel Multi-Tool Sales & Marketing and Management Support
      Jeanied - Olliecentric Eulogy Minister
      piskieinboots - Ambassador of 2-word Media Reviews

      WikiGardener a subsidiary of Ollietopia Inc.

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      • #4
        Brilliant!

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        • #5
          Thurely it is thelf exthplanatory?
          Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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          • #6
            you can hear it now.........

            ...in thickness and in elf ...
            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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            • #7
              so.......The thicker the better

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                Puts a new meaning to never mind the quality feel the width.jacob
                What lies behind us,And what lies before us,Are tiny matters compared to what lies Within us ...
                Ralph Waide Emmerson

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                • #9
                  Wow can I join the company I would get a full bonus then?

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                  • #10
                    Its only after reading that email that I realised why I got the job!

                    I am smiling inside this morning at the obvious disappointment of the majority of my work colleagues this morning after a certain footy match last night.
                    Tee hee!!
                    Bob Leponge
                    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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