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**zebedee** · 22-06-2009, 03:22 PM

How do Eskimo’s catch polar bears?

They put on big, heavy boots, dig a hole in the ice and put peas round it. When the polar bear comes along, sees the hole and leans down for a pee, they rush up with their big heavy boots and kick it in the icehole.

**bubblewrap** · 22-06-2009, 03:28 PM

Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

Because the cant get the chocolate stains out of their coats.

**bubblewrap** · 22-06-2009, 03:37 PM

What's the best wat to protect your self from attack from a polar bear?

Dress up as a penguin as polar bears never attack penguins.

**NOG** · 22-06-2009, 08:31 PM

When they say that "my mum made me a lesbian" reply "if I gave her some wool would she make me one"

**HayleyB** · 22-06-2009, 08:53 PM

Why don't polar bears attack penguins?

They can't reach 'em

**Incy** · 23-06-2009, 06:55 AM

I'm sensing a bit of a lesbian polar bear theme going on here

**Hilary B** · 23-06-2009, 07:35 AM

What is small, grey, and got 4 legs and a trunk?

A mouse going on holiday

What is small, brown, and got 4 leggs and a trunk????

if no-one knows I'll post the reply later<g>

**bubblewrap** · 23-06-2009, 07:37 AM

Originally posted by Hilary B View Post

What is small, grey, and got 4 legs and a trunk?

A mouse going on holiday

What is small, brown, and got 4 leggs and a trunk????

if no-one knows I'll post the reply later<g>

A chocolate coated mouse going on holiday?

**StephenH** · 23-06-2009, 07:44 AM

Originally posted by zebedee View Post

When someone once made the statement "I'm a lesbian!" the question came straight back... "Oh, really? What part of Lesbia are you from?"

Anybody else got any idiot answers to reasonable questions or statements?

Reminds me of an anecdote I heard from a friend. She and a friend of hers were at a party, and getting increasingly annoyed by a snooty, loud, opinionated woman. Eventually, in response to some comment about the food, snooty woman said "Actually, I'm a vegan." My friend's friend immediately responded "Well, **** off back to Vega, then!".

**beefy** · 23-06-2009, 05:34 PM

While cutting the grass and giving a nursery school a quick tidy up the other day the teacher told us that young Amy had stung herself on a nettle up there somewhere and vaguely pointed in the general direction of the hedge and could we pull and remove it . No problem we said and spent the next 10 minutes searching for a nettle in a 100 foot long hedge - we found nothing . After seeing us the teacher called little Amy over and asked her "Where did you get stung at Amy? Can you show us? "
Amy put her head down and went all shy - and then pointed -

to the back of her hand "There Miss".
We never found the nettle.

**basketcase** · 23-06-2009, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by Hilary B View Post

What is small, grey, and got 4 legs and a trunk?

A mouse going on holiday

What is small, brown, and got 4 leggs and a trunk????

if no-one knows I'll post the reply later<g>

Ooh, ooh! I know this one...

But I won't spoil it for you!

**scarey55** · 23-06-2009, 06:09 PM

The best one was Du Management on Hale and Pace.

"I don't like clapping"
"I don't like any railway stations"

And, back to the polar bear thing - why don't polar bears eat penguins? Cause they can't get the wrapper off.
boom boom

**Comfreyfan** · 23-06-2009, 08:01 PM

FIL told me once that SIL was sharing a house with a Lebanese couple - I honestly thought they were from the Lebanon, I didn't realise he was being coy!

**NOG** · 23-06-2009, 08:02 PM

How do you get 2 whales in a Mini.............

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