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    I love my dog.

    Most of the time. Today, however I dont like him very much at all.
    Wandering round the field with a thunderous hangover, he disappeared off for a bit and then came back.
    Nice, he had rolled in fox poo. All round his collar and his neck.
    As well as already feeling incredibly ill, I had to bend down (which wasnt nice) touch his stinky fox poo collar (which wasnt nice) and then wash it out of his fur, equally not nice.
    It wouldnt have been so bad, if it wasnt for the fact that I go back to work tomorrow, and he was due to go to the people who look after him when I go away.
    Stinky hound.
    Bob Leponge
    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.
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    They do it to get the strong smell of the fox in there minds it puts them higher up the pecking my old dog used to do it orible init...jacob
    What lies behind us,And what lies before us,Are tiny matters compared to what lies Within us ...
    Ralph Waide Emmerson

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    • #3
      Originally posted by jacob marley View Post
      They do it to get the strong smell of the fox in there minds it puts them higher up the pecking my old dog used to do it orible init...jacob
      A bit like some aftershaves, Jacob?
      Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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      • #4
        Mine do fox and deer poo - yee gads! What a pong!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jeanied View Post
          A bit like some aftershaves, Jacob?
          I wouldn't know i don't do shaving have'nt for 30 years...jacob
          What lies behind us,And what lies before us,Are tiny matters compared to what lies Within us ...
          Ralph Waide Emmerson

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          • #6
            Sympathies... Mine rolls in some disgusting things too. I've walked him home at arms length many a time.
            Worse if they roll on a dead fish you can't actually see anything but the smell ...............
            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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            • #7
              I remember collecting my friends' dog one morning, as they were going away for two weeks. They said "he pongs a bit" as he jumped into my car. They smiled, I smiled, and said "Have a great Holiday!" and I drove off.

              Within seconds of closing the window, it was open again - Jeeeeeeeeez he STANK!!!!

              Yup, you guessed it - Fox mess!


              I took him to the local Dog Groomer, and gave my friends the bill when they got back!
              All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
              Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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              • #8
                Yeah but he thinks he's smelling gorgeous!!
                A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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                • #9
                  Why did your boy have a hangover

                  Don't you just love 'em eh, what is it with fox poo???????????
                  Hayley B

                  John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

                  An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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                  • #10
                    Glutton, that was evil of your friends but I must admit it made me laugh and is still making me laugh now.

                    My dear departed old golden retriever, Toby once rolled in a dead and decomposing rabbit (i think), all I remember is driving the 10 miles back from the woods with my head out of the window and I still couldn't breath properly. The worst thing was that even after 3 baths the smell was still there - he ended up covered in cheap perfum....

                    Fingers and everything else crossed - my Springers prefer to eat it rather than roll in it - equally disgusting but less noxious.
                    Karen

                    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
                    Even a journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step!

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                    • #11
                      Got a good sense of humour hasn't he???
                      Was that his way of letting you know what you'll be missing when you're gone???

                      Have a good trip Boble!!
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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