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    i was talking to my mate Wally today and he told me a tale about his wife Mary and there dog.
    They took it in to be clipped it is a Yorkie by the way any way the phone go's and Mary say i am going to fetch Suky when she gets there the girl brings Suky out on a lead Mary says it is the wrong lead so girl go's and fetch's right one .
    When mary gets home she says suky is in a good mood she has been ever so exited in the car coming home so at that Suky jumps up on to Wally's lap and licked his face .
    He says this ain't Suky she don't lick face's and this dog is bigger than Suky .
    So Frantic phone call was made and Mary took the other dog back to exchange for Suky who had gone with some one else how we do not know because she is a nasty peice of work she tries to bite me when i go round .
    So this begs the question how well do you know your dog....jacob
    What lies behind us,And what lies before us,Are tiny matters compared to what lies Within us ...
    Ralph Waide Emmerson

  • #2
    how on earth could you not recognise your own dog lol ... thats just weird

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    • #3
      I'd recognise mine anywhere - she has a large lump on pondweed on her nose.
      Tx

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      • #4
        mine recognize me!
        Dont worry about tomorrow, live for today

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        • #5
          Dexter bends his big body double wagging his tail, and smiles the biggest smile ever when I get home! No chance of mistaking him!
          Bernie aka DDL

          Appreciate the little things in life because one day you will realise they are the big things

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          • #6
            funny - my bf was reading a story with his pupils about a boy and his dog, and how one day his mum took the wrong dog home from the shops - and we were saying, that wouldn't happen in real life, you'd always know your dog!
            Elsie

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            • #7
              It's a yorkie not a dog!
              All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
              Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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              • #8
                I'd know Boo and Max. I can't believe someone wouldn't know their own pooch.
                Kirsty b xx

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                • #9
                  Its like when you loose you kid up the shops and the police expect you to remember what he was wearing and the colour of his eyes........

                  I am a man.....look his white and about 3 foot tall.

                  Then you have to phone the Mrs to find out how she dressed him without giving the game away.
                  My phone has more Processing power than the Computers NASA used to fake the Moon Landings

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Glutton4... View Post
                    It's a yorkie not a dog!
                    Damn fine point G4
                    WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                    • #11
                      We've got six at the moment. They have a tail at one end and a head at the other and four legs (one at each corner). They seem to recognise everyone they meet and make a fuss of them and they all look just like the one in my avatar. I can never tell which is which!
                      I you'st to have a handle on the world .. but it BROKE!!

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                      • #12
                        My "lad" Tyson is unique ... no one who has seen him could mix him up with any other...!!!
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                        It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

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                        • #13
                          I could find Pads blindfolded - just follow the squeaking/whining/snoring/grumbling.... I don't think there's more than 5 minutes in every hour where she isn't making some kind of noise

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SarzWix View Post
                            I could find Pads blindfolded - just follow the squeaking/whining/snoring/grumbling.... I don't think there's more than 5 minutes in every hour where she isn't making some kind of noise
                            Ditto here only Ludo is a lot smaller than Padfoot! He makes a hideous noise when he gets snoring!
                            Happy Gardening,
                            Shirley

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                            • #15
                              Well I had a black Lab and they must be the commonest - er I mean most abundant - breed of dog in the country and I'd have known him anywhere, even in a room full of 100 other black Labs. How can you not recognise your own dog? It's like bringing the wrong child home from school.
                              Into each life some rain must fall........but this is getting ridiculous.

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