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With all of the stress of The Credit Crunch, and actually, for us moving house, and worrying about relocating my gorgeous gardening cat, the dust has been settling superbly in the last day or so. But us Brits, with our Sense Of Humour, we are pure Genius, and I'm itching to get mine back now....
So.... One for The Girls this time?
Doesn't it annoy you when your man does stuff to annoy you?
Mmmm. So. I wrote him a note this evening to tell him in no uncertain terms.... and it reads just so:
Dear Trousers,
For as long as you continue to either leave the lid down on the 'Family Bathroom' Toilet, that I might end up peeing all over the floor in the middle of the night, OR leave the toilet seat up on this, The Downstairs Cloakroom Toilet, forcing me to have to raise it, I shall remain totally and utterly QUEEN.
Now get off your arse, and get to work?
(I love you by the way?)
Wellie, With Knobs On.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
This I wrote ON the Loo Roll and put it in the downstairs toilet, so that it makes him laugh at the BEGINNING of his day tomorrow.
He'll be embarassed that I've told you that now I suspect!
But thanks for listening. X
So.... One for The Girls this time?
Doesn't it annoy you when your man does stuff to annoy you?
Mmmm. So. I wrote him a note this evening to tell him in no uncertain terms.... and it reads just so:
Dear Trousers,
For as long as you continue to either leave the lid down on the 'Family Bathroom' Toilet, that I might end up peeing all over the floor in the middle of the night, OR leave the toilet seat up on this, The Downstairs Cloakroom Toilet, forcing me to have to raise it, I shall remain totally and utterly QUEEN.
Now get off your arse, and get to work?
(I love you by the way?)
Wellie, With Knobs On.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
This I wrote ON the Loo Roll and put it in the downstairs toilet, so that it makes him laugh at the BEGINNING of his day tomorrow.
He'll be embarassed that I've told you that now I suspect!
But thanks for listening. X
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