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  • Gardeners Rest #5

    It's THAT time again folks!!!!

    ..for those of you who'd like to catch up on the previous 2 years...here ya go....

    http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...4-a_41288.html

    ...basically it's a free for all- and absolutely everyone is invited to join in!...don't be shy, it's great fun



    "There's one " called Zaz leaping out of Nicos's Noddy car.
    " I think with this lot we'll have plenty of chestnuts to roast over the fire at The Gardeners Rest"
    " look- you can see it from here...pigletwillie has already lit the fire -you can see the smoke coming out of the chimney"
    Nicos looked over towards the hamlet, snuggling into the hillside.
    ..what a perfect setting she thought...the duckpond ,the huge old oak tree...the free ranging chooks.

    " hang on a sec....what's going on over there?" .....
    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

    Location....Normandy France

  • #2
    'I'm oot' says Zaz and runs for the hills just as the secret is

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    • #3
      materialising in the form of Bren, wearing her bestest plant pot on her head ( well it IS Sunday she said!)

      Cor -I nearly didn't recognise you said Nicos...come on- that plant pot'll come in handy to put these chestnuts in.....
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • #4
        So Heywayne can roast them by the fire, while watching Bean play with his new....
        Gardening ..... begins with daybreak
        and ends with backache

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        • #5
          Puppy!

          'Puppy, who's got a puppy?' said Creemteez, approaching with her hairdryer 'they will need a bit of drying off after all this wet weather outside!'

          Just then the door opened and in hobbled...
          Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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          • #6
            The postie with a large parcel under his arm, he shouted 'Snadger's Clamp, Snadger's Clamp - I've got a Snadger's Clamp and...

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            • #7
              ...a pair of shin pads!!!!...who's going to sign for them???
              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

              Location....Normandy France

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              • #8
                Me ses Snadge "I've been waiting for that clamp all year and the shin pads are for when me wife keeps kicking me for coming in with dirty boots.

                What else have you got there postie?..........
                My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                Diversify & prosper


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                • #9
                  "well...it says frozen fish fingers for 'The Gardeners Rest'...is the landlord about to sign for it??

                  " That'll be me" said Flum in her deepest deepest voice , trying not to drool excessively
                  "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                  Location....Normandy France

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                  • #10
                    Oi Mrs!!!...called out pigletwillie from the cellar....that's our Sunday Special lunch....Fishfinger Sarnies!!!...Fifi's in the kitchen buttering the bread....
                    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                    Location....Normandy France

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                    • #11
                      ...whilst scarey was messily breaking up some baguettes she'd just brought in.
                      Unbeknown to her....
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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                      • #12
                        "Fifi" was brandishing the butter knife screaming NO ONE CALLS ME FIFI AND LIVES!!
                        WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                        • #13
                          " Now then lass...( said Jeanie)...you're far too young to be dashing about like that with a sharp object in your hand...pass it over and go and fetch in some wood to set the fire- tis getting a bit nippy in here"...well...that's what she thought she was saying cos she'd just taken a rather large bite of fresh baguette( who can resist???)...and it came out more like " feh fer fa ferr fi, fu fu , hmmf u hh hhy"

                          ...accidentally spitting bread over the carpet.....
                          Last edited by Nicos; 21-11-2010, 12:56 PM.
                          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                          Location....Normandy France

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                          • #14
                            BUUURRRPPPP!

                            went Seahorse after finishing the nebacunezar of gin.

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                            • #15
                              PW snuggled up to Seahorse, quite prepared to take advantage of a drunken girlie, when all of a sudden.................................
                              WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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