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    Feeling low?

    Here's a little thought to brighten up your Friday.

    If sometimes you feel a little useless, depressed or just low, just remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions! You really are - one in a million! (at least)
    A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

    BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

    Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.

    What would Vedder do?
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    And your made out of star dust.
    Yo an' Bob
    Walk lightly on the earth
    take only what you need
    give all you can
    and your produce will be bountifull

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    • #3
      Ummm, er, actually, I'm pretty sure I wasn't....

      I was found under a goosegog bush.....

      Or was somebody really was tellin' me fibs when they gave me 'the talk'
      Last edited by crazy_red; 21-11-2008, 02:18 PM.

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      • #4
        no crazy red you were definatly found.
        still made of stars though
        Yo an' Bob
        Walk lightly on the earth
        take only what you need
        give all you can
        and your produce will be bountifull

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        • #5
          I thought a stork dropped me on my head????
          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

          Location....Normandy France

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          • #6
            Awww, thanks Yoanbob

            I think someone may have dropped my mother on her head....(see my rabbit thread)

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            • #7
              I thought I came from spar, as mum always threatened to take me back there if I didn't shut up.
              I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Nicos View Post
                I thought a stork dropped me on my head????
                I just read that as 'a spork dropped you on your head'. I was thinking, what kind of weird ass 'talk' did he have.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Zem View Post
                  I just read that as 'a spork dropped you on your head'. I was thinking, what kind of weird ass 'talk' did he have.
                  A spork's completely genuine...

                  A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                  BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                  Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.

                  What would Vedder do?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Zem View Post
                    I just read that as 'a spork dropped you on your head'. I was thinking, what kind of weird ass 'talk' did he have.
                    Or maybe 'a Spock dropped him on his head' ....from a passing spaceship......

                    Eeek, quick, check his ears.........Nicos could really be a genetically modified alien, hybrid, vulcan vegetable grower, cunningly disguised as a Richard Gere look-alike to charm the mostly female members and posing as a normal grape, so he could infiltrate the Gardener's Rest in a dastardly plot to take over the World Association Of Allotment Growers and flood the earth with, soggy, tinned alien veg...and no-one would be able to tell.........!

                    Hmmm, 'normal' and 'grape'....I think I just blew a hole in my own little fantasy......dammit, I was on a roll there for Episode One....

                    I also think I may have had a little too mch caffeine....

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                      Here's a little thought to brighten up your Friday.

                      If sometimes you feel a little useless, depressed or just low, just remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions! You really are - one in a million! (at least)
                      yep...unfortunately i was invaded by two other sperm that are complete and utter little s@ds when they feel like it and have totally ruined my week, and probrably next week as well..

                      right now i feel like cr@p

                      ignore me, i am going off for a good cry!
                      Vive Le Revolution!!!
                      'Lets just stick it in, and see what happens?'
                      Cigarette FREE since 07-01-09

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by crazy_red View Post
                        Or maybe 'a Spock dropped him on his head' ....from a passing spaceship......

                        Eeek, quick, check his ears.........Nicos could really be a genetically modified alien, hybrid, vulcan vegetable grower, cunningly disguised as a Richard Gere look-alike to charm the mostly female members and posing as a normal grape, so he could infiltrate the Gardener's Rest in a dastardly plot to take over the World Association Of Allotment Growers and flood the earth with, soggy, tinned alien veg...and no-one would be able to tell.........!

                        Hmmm, 'normal' and 'grape'....I think I just blew a hole in my own little fantasy......dammit, I was on a roll there for Episode One....

                        I also think I may have had a little too mch caffeine....
                        Or, alternatively, Nicos could be a woman!!!
                        A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                        BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                        Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.

                        What would Vedder do?

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                        • #13
                          Well, you can check him for the necessaries, in that case, <blush> cos i'm not that sort of girl

                          I must really have had a skinful in the Gardener's Rest last night then! Cos I could've sworn he was snogging Piskie......unless he/she's....ooer! Both
                          Last edited by crazy_red; 21-11-2008, 09:50 PM.

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                          • #14
                            I grew up with my brother telling me that he had bought me!

                            When I was born (allegedly) the doctor had to be paid (I was a home birth) and my parents didn't have enough cash, so they raided my brother's money box.

                            I was paid and bought for.

                            Hey Ho, once a slave, always a slave
                            I am certain that the day my boat comes in, I'll be at the airport.

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                            • #15
                              Sorry, Crazy Red, but Nicos is a woman, but brought by a stork - same as me.
                              I had a little hand painted plate showing a stork putting me in my cradle with the clock showing the time of my arrival. Oh sweet.

                              From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

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