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Old 21-11-2007, 10:06 PM
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What is your stocking like and what would you like to find in it on Christmas morning?
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Old 21-11-2007, 10:09 PM
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My stockings are long and slim and unfortunately what I want in them is bags (and bags and bags) of compost for next season's sowing! I would look like I had the world's worst case of varicose veins! As a non-driver the delivery of the compost is as good a gift as I can wish for. (Next to World Peace of course)
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Old 21-11-2007, 10:22 PM
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what would you like to find in it on Christmas morning?
Matt Damon.

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Old 21-11-2007, 10:25 PM
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Matt Damon.

Nuff Said.

lmao, i agree! Could think of a few more, irrelevant whether they can fit in my stocking or not lol, they could just stand next to it!
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Old 21-11-2007, 11:48 PM
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Would need to be the wife's stockings that I hang up and would love to find her in them, but as she'll be eight months pregnant, I find it unlikely .
Still, there's always the girlfriend . JOKE !!!
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Old 21-11-2007, 11:54 PM
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It would have to be very large........................A barrel of Batemans XXXB
If a pair a barrel of Fullers London Porter in the other.
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Old 22-11-2007, 09:56 AM
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Stockings, eh? Nigella!! Damn! Back to the dark room and the flannel on my forehead!
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i'd like a girlfriend ........
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Old 22-11-2007, 10:18 AM
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Better hang two stockings up then!
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Old 22-11-2007, 10:48 AM
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I have never had a stocking!!!

But when I was a kid, we used to have a pillowslip jam-packed with gifts. There was always an Annual and selection pack and loads of other exciting gifts!!
( are pillowslips smaller these days, or have I grown???)
My adult kids still have their stockings with a gift from Santa ( only if they 'admit' to still believing of course!!)

When the kids have finally flown the nest, I'm going to get a pair of socks for us oldies to hang up. I suppose they should really be red and white stripes?????
Any gift is a joy to me!!!
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I have never had a stocking!!!

But when I was a kid, we used to have a pillowslip jam-packed with gifts. There was always an Annual and selection pack and loads of other exciting gifts!!
Oh, thanks for that Nicos,

brings back happy memories of childhood spent at My Grandparents house in Sutton Coldfield (strangely enough) - See Hazel's location and see Hazel's lips go thin and eyes narrow as I tell her that she reminds me of my Grndmother

We also had a pillowslip (haven't heard that in ages either) full of all sorts of goodies not forgetting the obligatory satsuma.

Aah, happy days
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Old 22-11-2007, 11:36 AM
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I would like a pillow case this year so I can squeeze in Robbie Williams and Jimmy Nesbit and a load of compost! OOOhhh dirty!
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Old 22-11-2007, 11:40 AM
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We had a pair of ordinary socks from the drawer - so once we got sense we made sure they were the longest rather than the nicest ones!! All the fruit went into them - a banana, apple, satsuma (or 2), some years a kiwi. Beside those, some form of confectionary (never a whole selection box, but maybe a half pound box of wine gums or something similar), a book, and then (up to a certain, acceptable belief, age) whatever toys were to be had.

I am the only one who is not necessarily at home for Christmas every year still, and the other 5 still get their fruit, sweets and book every Christmas morning!! And my mother still insists on putting out the mince pies, milk and carrot for Santa and the reindeers - the youngest is 23!!!
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Ooooh, where do I start?! George Clooney, in doctor guise (remember when ER was good?!) would be nice!! Or Jack (Matthew Fox - see below!) from Lost - (did you know he was brought up on a ranch in Wyoming?)

And if he was to jump out of my stocking holding a nice selection of gardening tools, and a couple of B&Q gift vouchers, so much the better
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Kate Beckinsale'd do for me. Or Liv Tyler. Or maybe Rachel de Thame to help me on the plot...
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.....brings back happy memories of childhood spent at My Grandparents house in Sutton Coldfield (strangely enough) - See Hazel's location and see Hazel's lips go thin and eyes narrow as I tell her that she reminds me of my Grndmother

We also had a pillowslip (haven't heard that in ages either) full of all sorts of goodies not forgetting the obligatory satsuma.

Aah, happy days
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Only greedy girls had pillowslips - we had one of dad's socks each. Amazing what you can cram into a sock - I suspect that he ended up with one baggy sock on each of 3 pairs well into the New Year!

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Yes always the satsuma, a shiny red apple, sixpenny piece, a few humbugs, and the Christmas Annual, although how Mum and Dad managed to get the Annual into one of Dad's socks I've no idea! Like your Dad Hazel, Dad must have had some pretty baggy socks

...... I wonder if that is why he always got socks at Christmas?
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We had pillowcases - by the fire. Warmest place in the pre-central heating house. My Ma was one of 6 children so there was always a present from each aunty/uncle in there too. And a satsuma. Although we called them tangerines.
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