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    A bit naughty but nice - to bring a smile to Monday morning



    12 of the finest double-entendres ever aired on TV and radio



    1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

    2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

    3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

    4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

    5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

    6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

    7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

    8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

    9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

    10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

    11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

    12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'


  • #2
    shall i go to the norty step now or later???????

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    • #3
      I can't remember the commentator but it was something like
      'The bowlers Holding,the batmans Willy.

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      • #4
        you missed the cricket one -
        Oval Test 1976, England -v- West Indies, Brian Johnston - referring to Michael Holding and Peter Willey

        Mr Holding to bowl and Mr Willey at the crease.

        So it goes "the bowlers Holding, the batmans Willey"
        Elsie

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        • #5
          oh and not so naughty but these are funny things sports commentors have said BBC - h2g2 - TV and Radio Sport's Howlers
          Elsie

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          • #6
            Brilliant!!...just had a fantastic chuckle!
            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

            Location....Normandy France

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            • #7
              Liked them DED. The cricket one is funny as well, but my all time fave was Aggers and Blowers (think it was Blowers, could have been Johnners), as Botham skillfully avoided kicking down his own stumps, by lifting his leg over them, Aggers remarked how Botham was once again getting his leg over.
              If you ever hear the carnage in the commentary box, which lasts for a full 3 or more minutes, you WILL laugh, I promise you.
              Bob Leponge
              Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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              • #8
                Very good
                Mostly Tomato Mania Blog

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by bobleponge View Post
                  Liked them DED. The cricket one is funny as well, but my all time fave was Aggers and Blowers (think it was Blowers, could have been Johnners), as Botham skillfully avoided kicking down his own stumps, by lifting his leg over them, Aggers remarked how Botham was once again getting his leg over.
                  If you ever hear the carnage in the commentary box, which lasts for a full 3 or more minutes, you WILL laugh, I promise you.
                  Aggers, do stop it!

                  Comedy gold
                  I was feeling part of the scenery
                  I walked right out of the machinery
                  My heart going boom boom boom
                  "Hey" he said "Grab your things
                  I've come to take you home."

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                  • #10
                    Great laugh !
                    Loved one comment in a sit com, boy came in with a net of basket balls .....'and i bet you didn't even wash your balls' !

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                    • #11
                      I suppose it qualifies for this thread. Sign on a condom machine in a pub toilet: "To obtain item, insert 2 £1 coins and pull out knob fully!" This is genuine, it's in my son's pub!

                      Zebedee
                      "Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"

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                      • #12
                        brilliant had a good laugh, thanks DED.

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