Best phrase you've heard recently?

**Incy** · 05-10-2009, 04:03 PM

Check this out

Herding cats

**amandaandherveg** · 05-10-2009, 04:05 PM

Ma heid's mince (My head's a bit mixed up)

**kirsty b** · 05-10-2009, 04:38 PM

working with someone about as 'useful as a chocolate fireguard'

**dogsbody** · 05-10-2009, 04:53 PM

A sandwich short of a picnic........

then the ever so classic (at the moment)...... simples......

**allotmentlady** · 05-10-2009, 04:58 PM

the dogs danglies lol........

**Jeanied** · 05-10-2009, 05:20 PM

For that person who is vain,overdressed and always checking themselves in the mirror -'full of sartorial arrogance'

**FionaH** · 05-10-2009, 05:35 PM

"There's no drugs at an acoustic festival Mum"

The boy thinks I came in on the last bannana boat!

**bobleponge** · 05-10-2009, 06:04 PM

I might have come in on the last banana boat, but I was the captain!!

**Rhona** · 05-10-2009, 06:07 PM

"Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel."

**seasprout** · 05-10-2009, 06:08 PM

I just heard this a few moments ago on the Darts that BF is watching on TV....

" As predictable as a Squid on Roller Skates"

**geoff** · 05-10-2009, 06:42 PM

For a woman we know who's as miserable as sin, and never has a good word about anyone or anything

She'd take the shine off a rusty penny

**FionaH** · 05-10-2009, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by bobleponge View Post

I might have come in on the last banana boat, but I was the captain!!

FAB! Gonna use that line next time

**janeyo** · 05-10-2009, 06:54 PM

I heard someone being descibed as 'definitely not the top of the milk'.. made me chickle!

**bubblewrap** · 05-10-2009, 06:59 PM

It sticks like s**t to a blanket. A good glue!!!

Dagenham.....................(2 stops past Barking) Totally bonkers

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