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The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.














If your answer is:


Lion = you're dull.


Chimpanzee = you're a moron.


Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.


Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.



A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS

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A simple dude trying to grow veg.

http://haywayne.blogspot.com/ - Updated 30th November

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Hey Piskie....I went for squirrel too, meet in the stupid corner for tea, cake and chat then ;-)

I confirmed what LadyWayne has often said. I'm a giraffe!

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A simple dude trying to grow veg.

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Oh dear...I think I must have my sensible hat on today!!

My first thought was a Pina Colada!!!!

If i bring biscuits can I come? I said squirrel too... thought it would get up there fastest

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I'd rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.

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updated 14 May 2008

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I said squirrel
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I'll bring muffins,

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I wish i could make a yo-yo work.
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I said giraffe - always have my head in the clouds but today I must have clouds in my head too!

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Earth laughs in flowers. Ralph Waldo Emerson

www.vegheaven.blogspot.com

Updated November 30th - Mr Stinky's Excellent Adventure (and a Christmas Cake)

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS

Geo..

I am hopelessly stupid.

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Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

coconut tree doesnt have bananas but my hubby said squirrel! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

George Bush! he's nuts & bananas.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

.... and hopelessly stupid.....

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Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

I'm glad I'm a moron instead of being hopelessly stupid

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Bren

I realised that it was a trick question, I guess that in most cases the brain tries to find an answer without analysing the question.

It reminds me of another question: How many penguins do polar bears eat everyday?

That makes me moron and stupid cos i couldnt decide between the two !!!

The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started...During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

This thread was really funny I'm with the morons!

Heard the mental asylum one before! Still this has made me giggle ......

See, I got the coconut tree thing, but the bathtub stumped me

I was feeling smug until then.

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Resistance is fertile

None! Poles apart

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In the woods there grew a tree
And a fine fine tree was he

Correct Seahorse - well done.

I love the question.

So many people actually try and work it out. When I asked someone once they started to estimate how much a penguin weighs and how much a polar bear would therefore consume!

This complete idiot needs to join the daft corner too. I have oodles of easter eggs I can bring along?

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Shortie

"There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children; one of these is roots, the other wings" - Hodding Carter

Shopping

Husband & Wife are shopping and the man picks up a crate of stella and puts it in his trolley.
"What do you think you are doing?" asks the wife. "They are on offer, only £10 for 24 cans " he says ."Put them back, we cant afford them "says the wife and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it in the trolley.
"What do you think you are doing?" asks the man "Its my face cream,it makes me look beautiful," she says.

The man replies "so does 24 cans of stella and its half the price."
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

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"so does 24 cans of stella and its half the price."
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Advertising is the rattling of a stick in a swill bucket. George Orwell
Paul

And the Stella actually works!

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Resistance is fertile