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    Baby Names

    Don’t forget to try out the first name alongside the surname – it might seem obvious but clearly some parents forget. A parenting group website TheBabyWebsite.com revealed the stupidity (or sense of humour) of some parents after searching through online telephone records to find the most terrible baby names in the UK. Some of the worst included:

    Justin Case
    Barb Dwyer
    Stan Still
    Terry Bull
    Paige Turner
    Mary Christmas
    Anna Sasin
    Hazel Nutt

    Do you know any more?
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    There's the old faithfuls:

    Teresa Green
    Wayne King
    Wayne Kerr
    Joe King
    John Thomas
    Michael Hunt
    April May
    A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

    BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

    Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.

    What would Vedder do?

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    • #3
      Took me MONTHS to find perfect names, thought they were fool proof, but the number of times my son has been called LEWIS (he's Louis) is amazing. And we ended up with a dumb bell (other son is dominic, surname bell).
      lol
      Last edited by janeyo; 27-01-2010, 02:38 PM.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Bigmallly View Post
        Hazel Nutt
        Mock not - there was a lad I sat next to in junior school whose name was David Nutt (still is, presumably). I quite liked him, but obviously, nothing could ever have come from it...
        Last edited by Hazel at the Hill; 27-01-2010, 02:47 PM.

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        • #5
          Al Dente
          Alf A Romeo
          Bill Ding
          Billy Rubin
          Carrie Oakey
          Constance Noring
          Dan Druff
          Dick Head
          Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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          • #6
            I would also ask prospective parents to think about what the baby-name rhymes with.... can have disasterous results...

            My real-life name is Shelley... which rhymes with smelly, belly, welly - all very good for making up nasty nicknames.... thanks mum!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Hazel at the Hill View Post
              Mock not - there was a lad I sat next to in junior school whose name was David Nutt (still is, presumably). I quite liked him, but obviously, nothing could ever have come from it...
              Sorry Hazel, it was nothing personal...........honest....
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Florence Fennel View Post
                Al Dente
                Alf A Romeo
                Bill Ding
                Billy Rubin
                Carrie Oakey
                Constance Noring
                Dan Druff
                Dick Head
                Yes, I use to go to school with Richard Head.
                sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by OverWyreGrower View Post
                  I would also ask prospective parents to think about what the baby-name rhymes with.... can have disasterous results...

                  My real-life name is Shelley... which rhymes with smelly, belly, welly - all very good for making up nasty nicknames.... thanks mum!!
                  Don't talk to me about rhyming names.

                  "Wayne the pain, went to Spain on a chocolate aeroplane, he saw a ghost eating toast, halfway up a lampost".

                  Nope, me neither, but didn't stop them singing it!
                  A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                  BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                  Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.

                  What would Vedder do?

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                  • #10
                    I went to school with an Andy Sole

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                    • #11
                      I often wonder, well not that often but on this occasion wonder if a woman would marry a guy with a crazy surname that she would be stuck with. Is the guys surname taken into account...............
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                      Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                      -------------------------------------------------------------------
                      Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                      -----------------------------------------------------------
                      KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                      • #12
                        I know of a Chris P Duck.
                        A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                        BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                        Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.

                        What would Vedder do?

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                        • #13
                          I worked with a B Stiff in my younger days.

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                          • #14
                            Can beat the lot of ya. My maiden name was Cumming! You do not want to be a teenager with that surname, trust me. I won't tell you the jokes that were made, family forum and all that
                            WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Bigmallly View Post
                              I often wonder, well not that often but on this occasion wonder if a woman would marry a guy with a crazy surname that she would be stuck with. Is the guys surname taken into account...............
                              I knew a woman called Holly and she was marrying a Brian Bush and she planned on changing her name to her husband.

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