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| Got this from the R4 Gardeners Question Time website: If you want to be happy for a day, get drunk, for three days, get married, for eight days, slaughter a pig and eat it. If you want to be happy forever, become a gardener. ![]() |
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| I was in the allotment the other morning when it was rather cold but I was digging and hence hot. Another Gentleman walked by in his overcoat and hat and smiled at me saying his grandmother always said that 'if you have to don a coat to go into the garden then don't'. He promptly delivered something and left laughing happily with me. There must be some element of truth in that statement I was left feeling like everyone must be looking at me, but what the heck, it needs doing. Looloo ![]() |
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| Yon po-faced colleague of Monty Don- you know the one, the gardening fashion statement- hope SHE reads that one! Incidentally, was there ever such a contrast of personalities as the Mirthless One, who takes herself so seriously, and the delightful Carole Kline? But I digress... |
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| If February bring no rain, tis neither good for grass nor grain. All the months of the year curse a fair februeer. February fill dyke, Be it Black or be it white. If Candlemas Day be fair and bright, winter will have another flight. But if Candlemas Day be clouds and rain, winter is gone and will not come again. (Candlemas day is Feburary 2nd) Jax Last edited by Jaxom; 28-02-2006 at 07:07 PM. |
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| March hack harm, Comes in like a lion. goes out like a lamb. March borrowed from Averill, three days and they were ill. The first it sall be snaw an sleet The neist it sall be rain an weet the last it sall be sia a frreeze, Sall gar the birds stick to the trees. March'll Search ye, april try ye. May'll tell, whether live or die ye. |
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| your not practicing for the Eistedfford are you Jax ![]()
__________________ ntg ![]() Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic http://grief-encounters.blogspot.com/ ================================================== The All New Home page of Hartshill Allotments full of useful bits http://www.hags.btik.com |
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| I've got a white bed sheet and a tea-towell so I could try to join the back of the queue of Druids and Bards as they walk into the stone circle. Having said that nothing is the same any more. The stones are now made out of Fiberglas. Ho Hum! Jax |
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| Unfortunately, alot of these sayings held true at one time but with the advent of spring getting earlier and winter being non-existent in parts of the UK e.g. rain and cold but still mild (we have averaged between 4-10 here during the day and -2 at night compared to 6 years ago, where we averaged 4-6 and -8 at night). Maybe we should come up with our own sayings: Red sky at night, chemical plant leaking again. Red sky at morning, fuel depot exploded. Willow leaf showing it's belly, deforestation Otter plays in the brook, high on chemical plant (see first one). Today, I appear to be in a black mood... |
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My dad always told me if I chopped a worm whist digging it would rain? God knows why!!! I was brought up in Consett which was renowned for it's industrial 'Red dust' cloud. It wasn't until I left Consett that I realised cauliflowers were not supposed to be pink! ![]()
__________________ My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE) |
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| P.S. On a brighter note.....no one from Consett suffered from iron defficiency!!!! ![]()
__________________ My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE) |
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| .........or sun burn ![]()
__________________ ntg ![]() Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic http://grief-encounters.blogspot.com/ ================================================== The All New Home page of Hartshill Allotments full of useful bits http://www.hags.btik.com |
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