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    my chicken and the duck

    I just thought id give you a giggle about my chicken, who thinks she is a duck. Now we have ducks in with the chickens and wumpy who is a naughty drake who i am sorry to say humps everything including the bucket, fancied the chicken some years back, so much so that we had to seperate them. So in the end we bought wumpy some new lady duckys. Of course again he still is a randy pervert and and we are wondering if the wild mallard duck who comes in the steal their food maybe having an affair behind her mallard mans back. She is nesting at the moment so time will tell if she has been having that affair with wumpy. Anyway the chicken is jealous and chances the wild female duck away then squats down in front of wumpy so he can have his wicked way. yes my duck likes to have sex with a chicken. Or maybe my chicken like to have sex with a duck.
    The chicken also things she can swim and has tried to get into a bucket of water before, drowned rat doesnt come to what she looked like when she came out. she also quacks, or trys too.
    Anyway welcome to my world of madness
    http://www.paintingsussex.co.uk
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    You just could write a book about those two Thing is, nobody would believe it would they It must be such a giggle at your place!!! I've got tears running down my legs here
    My girls found their way into my heart and now they nest there

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    • #3
      Aud - I'm in a similar (though slightly drier) fit of giggles about that too. That sounds like an instant £250 a few times over from the You've Been Framed type shows.

      One for the quacking chicken, one for getting into a bucket and another still for the more post-watershed parts.

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      • #4
        what would you call the hyperthetical offspring? a chuckling? or a draken? and what would it look like?.....

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        • #5
          Any chance of some photos Aud?ETA - I meant decent ones by the way!
          Last edited by Jeanied; 14-04-2010, 08:09 PM.
          Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BUFFS View Post
            what would you call the hyperthetical offspring? a chuckling? or a draken? and what would it look like?.....
            I'd have guessed at chuck or dicken.

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            • #7
              Sounds just as funny as one of my Ganders 'humping' a feed bucket.
              All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
              Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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              • #8
                Brilliant aud...can't stop sniggering!!
                Kirsty b xx

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