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  • Minor rant thread 2019

    Here's the old one for reference
    https://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gr...8-a_95496.html

  • #2
    One of my new year’s resolutions was to dig the last of the carpet out of my allotment. Discovered today that some of it has been used in combination with a metal bedstead and metal stakes to form a kind of retaining wall, so taking it out will probably cause the slope bit (and the terraced beds I put in) to collapse...

    Good job I started the year with multiple resolutions, so I still have a few spares!

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    • #3
      Fat fingers........
      I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

      Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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      • #4
        The world has gone barking mad!

        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46727611
        My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
        to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

        Diversify & prosper


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        • #5
          I missed the last night of The Gardeners Rest and I had a very special dress for the occasion.
          I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

          Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
            I missed the last night of The Gardeners Rest and I had a very special dress for the occasion.
            whadya mean last night? It cannot be closed before 12th night

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            • #7
              NCORT!!!
              Lumpy's lost the plot - the GR was open all the time.
              Now stop chatting you two and buy me a drink in the GR.

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              • #8
                hmmmmh that wasn't a cotrt. It was a complaint, protest ermmm rant. Btw, glass of red?

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                • #9
                  ^^^^^^Mods that chat on a no chat thread.

                  Ha ha - I’ll get you a wonderfully rare red.
                  I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                  Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                  • #10
                    Three already today and it's not even 10am.

                    1. People who feel the need to tell me how wonderful their break was.
                    2. Tax Returns.
                    3. Man Flu.

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                    • #11
                      Non-seasonal rant. Why do youngsters feel the need to shout in general conversation? I’m sitting in a Wetherspoons waiting for a friend to turn up and there are two young ladies next to me talking very loudly. I’ve given up on the crossword as I can’t think straight. I can’t really move as the only other seats left are those tall stools that I have problems clambering inelegantly on to and cut the blood off to my feet giving me pins and needles.
                      "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
                      "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
                      Oxfordshire

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                      • #12
                        Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        Sorry, I needed that scream.

                        Am currently suffering from a bad case of 'stuffication'

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                        • #13
                          How can you substitute 16 for 18, or trifle for cheesecake? Grrrrrr
                          Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                          • #14
                            Tipping over a chicken and cracking a rib ...a very small one but ...OUCH ouch ouch .

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                            • #15
                              Had to change a hospital clinic appointment.
                              New date to turn up in post.
                              10 identical envelopes turned up yesterday with the same appointment letter inside.
                              Ho Hum
                              I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                              Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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