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    As some will have noticed I am dosing my chooks with Tylan soluable. I need to medicate 20L water daily (it has to be fresh mix each day). So 10g Tylan.

    Errrr, guess who has totally inaccurate kitchen scales will barely weigh 25g. PANICCCC. Then I thought, who has VERY accurate scales? yup the post office. So I trundled in and politely asked if I could use their scales and explained why. The counter lady said 'yes, of course'
    There I am carefully measuring yellow powder into cash bags when Jed the postmaster walked in. He gave me that ..not you again.. look. And said 'do I really want to know?' After a rapid explanation he gave me a big evil smile and said 'first time anyone has ever asked if they can use our scales to measure their drugs into baggies' Went off giggling with a vision of being stopped by the police, and saying 'it's not what you think officer, go on have a sniff'
    Anyone who says nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door

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    Fantastic! Really made me giggle!

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    • #3
      What a wonderful start to my day, cheers hilly! rofl

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      • #4
        LOL Hilly! You just don't think about it until you're actually there doing it, do ya! LOL

        Excellent!
        All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
        Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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        • #5
          hehehehehe....
          Flowers come in too many colours to see the world in black-and-white.

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          • #6
            I love this story!!!

            I wonder if you were caught on CCTV and it's now doing the rounds in the police training schools????
            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

            Location....Normandy France

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            • #7
              LOLOLOLOL

              My parents lived in Cyprus for 11 years and, every time my Mum came home, she would buy Horlicks. Not wanting to take up more weight than she could of her luggage allowance, she would empty the Horlicks powder into freezer bags. She never did get stopped by customs, but I often wondered what they'd think the Horlicks was if she had been.......just imagine them dipping a pinky into the powder and licking it!

              Jules
              Jules

              Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

              ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

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              • #8
                just came back from uk with a little drum of elastin powder for my horse, this caused a few delays in customs too!

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