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    Did you know there are ?

    33 days till Pancake Day
    34 days until Valentine's Day
    72 days until the clocks go forward
    80 days until Easter
    290 days until the clocks go back
    293 days until Halloween
    298 days until Bonfire Night
    347 days until Chr..........

  • #2
    Yes!
    Next question.

    I didn't really but I like to be rude to GL.

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    • #3
      Thanks for that GL. Now if I could only remember some useful facts.

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      • #4
        Did you know that you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
        Nutter's Club member.

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        • #5
          Here we drive on a road and park in a parkway that has a train station - or I could be confused again

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          • #6
            Camels can’t walk on ice.
            322 days till the GR opens.
            If a hippo’s skin is red or pink it’s dried hippo sweat.
            I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

            Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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            • #7
              A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

              And when your back stops aching,
              And your hands begin to harden.
              You will find yourself a partner,
              In the glory of the garden.

              Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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              • #8
                The fluff in the bottom of your pockets is called gnurr!
                sigpic

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                • #9
                  It's easy to keep an idiot in suspense

                  I'll tell you how tomorrow
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                  . .......Man Vs Slug
                  Click Here for my Diary and Blog
                  Nutters Club Member

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                  • #10
                    The whole thing's daft - I don't know why. You have to laugh, or else you'll cry.

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                    • #11
                      It's only the hairs on a gooseberry that stop it from being a grape....................off to hide in a corner now.
                      I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                      Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                      • #12
                        If you could walk to the Moon, and you walked non-stop, it would take you almost 9 years.
                        Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                        Endless wonder.

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                        • #13
                          The average person laughs 10 times a day. Not nearly enough IMO.
                          Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                          Endless wonder.

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                          • #14
                            All the planets in our solar system are named after gods.

                            Except Earth.
                            Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                            Endless wonder.

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                            • #15
                              If you are suffering from synchronous diaphragmatic flutter.........

                              you've got hiccups.

                              A gentleman called Charles Osborne had hiccups for 68 YEARS!
                              Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                              Endless wonder.

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