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    having a weird day, OH keeps on going outside the back garden and shouting at a persistant squirrel, telling him "he's a very bad boy" for sitting in the cherry tree eating the fruit, not once but 3 times,its like being in the middle of a monty python sketch..

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    I have just been out there but I got the script right, "you are a very naughty boy" and OH says "are you taking the mickey?, I couldn't answer for laughing......

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    • #3
      If its not to personal a question......................

      Is he a virgin ?

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      • #4
        OH being my wife...SWMBO...if you know what I mean....and hopefully that's his last cherry off my tree...
        Last edited by BUFFS; 10-07-2015, 06:21 PM.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BUFFS View Post
            OH being my wife...SWMBO...if you know what I mean....and hopefully that's his last cherry off my tree...
            More like the first of many cherries, where many is all of them.
            You will find a water pistol is good for them. Squirrel not Wife, although.......

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            • #7
              always look on the bright side of life ? (sorry) ha ha
              The Dude abides.

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              • #8
                this treerat is taking the mickey, I went out this morning to get a paper and he was sat on the drive, sitting up like one of those meerkats, with a massive strawberry in its mouth, looking at me with the expression on its face that seemed to say "whats the matter with you? I haven't been near your cherries", I got to within a yard of it before it decided to make off with its breakfast, and I did resist the temptation to tell him that "you are a very naughty boy", as OH does it so much better...about half the cherries gone and most of the strawbs, he is certainly getting his 5 a day, and everyone else's doing a quick count........

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