Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

What might have been ..

Collapse

X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • #1

    What might have been ..

    Had just got into work this morning when the prettiest lady in the building came running into my office.

    "Bob, Bob, please come quickly. I've never needed anyone as much as I need you right now."

    Faced with such an appeal, I sprinted from my office into hers and expectantly closed the door behind me.

    "No, no, open it" followed by several loud shrieks and pointing and gesticulating.

    Pffft. The security manager had been summonsed to remove a rather large spider from her office.
    Bob Leponge
    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.
    Tags: None
  • #2
    Still makes you her knight in shining armour Bob!
    Granny on the Game in Sheffield

    Comment

    • #3
      Nothing like rescuing a damsel in distress Good job you weren't scared of them too!

      I am terrified of them. Have even been known to hoover out the greenhouse.
      I am currently getting OH to sellotape all the holes in the floorboards down as I am convinced they are coming up the gaps. (Not ready for the new carpets yet).

      Comment

      • #4
        *tut tut... Isn't one lady enough?!

        Comment

        • #5
          Indeedy you really are a knight in shining armour. I know I am very apreciative of anyone who rescues me from a spider!
          My very pink Blog about food and...more food

          Comment

          • #6
            You're just an old babe magnet, Bob!

            Comment

            • #7
              Trouble with knights is the armour goes rusty and the horse goes lame! Best stick to being a super hero mate
              WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

              Comment

              • #8
                Unbelievable!! Always after the main chance........

                Comment

                • #9
                  In defence, whilst she is most definitely the prettiest lady in the office, she is also less than half my age, intelligent and not in the slightest bit interested in me except to remove spiders from her room.

                  Fifi, my armour went rusty years ago, and my horse was called Shergar.
                  Bob Leponge
                  Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

                  Comment

                  Previous template Next

                  Latest Topics

                  Collapse
                  View All

                  Recent Blog Posts

                  Collapse
                  View All
                  Working...
                  X