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    Below is an excerpt from an email my collegue sent me this morning after I'd been waxing lyrical about my weekend.
    I have taken the liberty of making your life more exciting by adapting your weekend follies. Please see below:

    1. Vegetable shows shall now be known as Extreme Veg Death Matches.

    2. Weight Watcher Meetings shall now be know as Hardcore Salad dodger Smackdown

    3. House Painting shall now be known as Paintbrush n’ Pad Dueling.

    And finally

    4. Allotment Time shall be referred to as Weapons Grade Vegetable Growing.

    I hope this adds some excitement in to your life.

    Doesn't he realise my life is exciting enough!! Oh and I've just broken it to him that the next 'Extreme Veg Death Match' is the same day as his wedding - now which one shall I go to? Hmmm...

  • #2
    i like it
    http://pumpkinpatch1.blogspot.com/

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    • #3
      Yeah, I can just see them advertising 'Extreme Veg Death Match' in the Garden Society Magazine. Maybe I should get myself on the commitee and see if I can get a motion carried...

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      • #4
        Love it! Very funny. Some people just dont get it do they?
        WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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        • #5
          If they did get it the seed prices would go up and there would be even longer lottie waiting lists...

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          • #6
            Well perhaps you friend is just jelous of your healthy life stile!
            Live like you never lived before!

            Laugh Like you never laughed before!

            Love like you never loved before!

            One Love & Unity


            http://iriejans.blogspot.com/

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            • #7
              lol! What would he make of horse-riding and vintage vehicle shows? Ask him!!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SlugLobber View Post
                lol! What would he make of horse-riding and vintage vehicle shows? Ask him!!
                I'll mail him now...he finishes at 4.30, so we may have to wait til tomorrow...

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                • #9
                  Or middle aged women riding ponies in gymkhanas!? (nothing like real horse riding when I do it)
                  WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                  • #10
                    Ha ha. Thats good, I really like Salad Dodger smackdown.
                    Kirsty b xx

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                    • #11
                      Okay... his response to Sluglobbers question is:

                      1
                      . Horse riding shall now be known as Apocalyptic Nag Drag Racing.

                      2..Vintage Car shows should be referred to as Reanimating the wheels of the dead.

                      ...personally I think he has too much time on his hands!! (and lets bear in mind he spends his freetime playing 'Guitar Hero' on his games console - I know what I'd rather be doing, anyone for a spot of Weapons Grade Vegetable Growing?? )

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                      • #12
                        Guitar Hero is only one up from air guitar isnt it??!!
                        WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                        • #13
                          Pretty much! The lads I work with spend lunchtime discussing what level they can get to on which song...I'd rather discuss carrot root fly with you lot!

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